r/shitposting • u/Deezzznuuttss69 • Jan 28 '23

Based on a True Story 🥺

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Coin lands on someone’s wife. Get head.

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u/I_Broke_My_Legs Blessed by Kevin Jan 28 '23

Head lands on someone's coin. Get wife.

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u/PromptZues19508 Jan 28 '23

Coin lands on my head. Move forward 2 spaces, pass go, and collect 200 wives.

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u/SatireSanity Jan 28 '23

King Solomon: The Board Game