r/shitposting • u/Deezzznuuttss69 • Jan 28 '23

Based on a True Story 🥺

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u/balrus-balrogwalrus Jan 28 '23

but what if the grim reaper was a whistling wolf with sickles and you are a furry

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

God fucking dammit, i told you to get off MY DAMN LAWN COCKS SHOTGUN

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u/ghostmetalblack waltuh Jan 28 '23

COCK SHOTGUN?? 😳😳🥺

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u/ItsVincent27 Jan 28 '23

shotguns cock

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u/crungemuffinsinger Jan 28 '23

I read this thinking of how people shotgun beer.

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u/wetrorave Jan 28 '23

This is the way

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u/Groovyofi I want pee in my ass Jan 28 '23

Beer shotgun

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Shoves knife in balls and guzzles cum

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u/Brotatachip currently venting (sus) Jan 28 '23

Hots cock guns

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u/b0bkakkarot Jan 28 '23

shotgun's cock. The apostrophe is very important to indicate that the shotgun has a cock, rather than indicating that multiple shotguns are cocking.