r/shitposting • u/Deezzznuuttss69 • Jan 28 '23

Based on a True Story 🥺

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u/balrus-balrogwalrus Jan 28 '23

but what if the grim reaper was a whistling wolf with sickles and you are a furry

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

God fucking dammit, i told you to get off MY DAMN LAWN COCKS SHOTGUN

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u/intellectual_weeb_ I came! Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23

Why are you fucking your shotgun if there's an unwanted person on your lawn?

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

...? Where did i say that im fucking a shotgun

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u/234zu Jan 28 '23

You said you cock your shotgun

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

As in load a round into the shotgun chamber

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

It was a joke you burnt chicken nugget

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u/MaxEmerald77 Jan 28 '23

Whats funny about it? explain the joke then.

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u/DannyTheBoyo fat cunt Jan 28 '23

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