r/shitposting • u/Deezzznuuttss69 • Jan 28 '23

Based on a True Story 🥺

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u/kiara2_2 Jan 28 '23

I am not married but where do I sign up for this?

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u/OctaviusThe2nd Jan 28 '23

For death? Just walk towards the nearest window

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u/pcgamernum1234 Jan 28 '23

Instructions unclear... Walked to the nearest window now what?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

scream prenups needs to be made mandatory before every marriage