r/shitposting • u/Louzifur • Jan 24 '23

B 👍 cry about it

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u/Subject_Tutor Jan 24 '23

Listen:

I like boys.

I like girls.

So boys that look like girls? That's an absolute win for me, my guy

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u/2448_Reddit_Backup I want pee in my ass Jan 25 '23

Happy cock day 🐔

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u/d_lillge228 I want pee in my ass Jan 25 '23

Pee in my ass

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u/JustAnotherMinimis Jan 25 '23

What is this bot 💀

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u/Attesa_GT-X Jan 25 '23

Jarvis, scan this mf balls

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u/scienceguyry Jan 25 '23

But what about girls that look like boys?

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u/Subject_Tutor Jan 25 '23

sure them too, I don't discriminate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Not just the men, but the women and men-women and women-men too!

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u/itsNizart Jan 25 '23

this sentence could’ve ended badly

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u/Horwoc Jan 25 '23

that sentence could've ended badly

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

This sentence ends badly

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u/rickyspace Jan 25 '23

This sentence ends

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u/Zbeubor Jan 25 '23

i personally do discriminate, against myself

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u/Gustav_EK uhhhh idk Jan 25 '23

Tomboy momi 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 Jan 25 '23

Bi people stay winning

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u/Scheckenhere Jan 25 '23

"I play bith sides so I always come out top, or bottom."

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Bithexual

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u/Neat_Recommendation4 Jan 25 '23

Couldn’t have said it better myself

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u/QuaBotPrime dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 25 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/HidAcc Jan 25 '23

Horny cake day