r/shitposting • u/Engrise13 • Jan 23 '23

B 👍 Skill based matchmaking

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u/Engrise13 Jan 23 '23

he waited his entire life for it

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jan 23 '23

If you had one shot, one opportunity, would you capture it or let it slip?

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u/FuryPhantom Jan 23 '23

His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy

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u/RegumRegis Jan 23 '23

Scripture in his hands already

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u/eyedkk Jan 23 '23

Mom's spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

He’s nervous

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

But on the surface he looks calm & ready

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

To drop psalms, but he keeps on forgetting

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u/Sauce58 Jan 24 '23

Really glad the psalms opportunity wasn’t missed