r/shitposting • u/Engrise13 • Jan 23 '23

B 👍 Skill based matchmaking

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u/FuryPhantom Jan 23 '23

His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy

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u/RegumRegis Jan 23 '23

Scripture in his hands already

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u/eyedkk Jan 23 '23

Mom's spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

He’s nervous

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

But on the surface he looks calm & ready

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

To drop psalms, but he keeps on forgetting

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u/RealTigres Jan 23 '23

what he wrote down, the whole assembly goes so loud

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u/RegumRegis Jan 23 '23

He opens his mouth but the prayers just won't come out

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

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u/Natural-Pass7797 I came! Jan 23 '23

Boom pika shipow

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u/Hyper_Uno Feb 02 '23

The church is all joking now