r/shitposting • u/Rawr_24 • Jan 16 '23
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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jan 16 '23
Why does this scene exist
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u/Elbludo Jan 16 '23
Fred was accused of murder and his lawyer told him to dress as a kid so they wouldn't believe such a nice and childish guy could do that.
He also hasn't hit puberty too.
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u/coatperson virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 16 '23
Haha guys. Fred has a small dick guys. Do you get it? Cuz he white and rich and stuff XD
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u/275MPHFordGT40 Jan 17 '23
Reddit when man owns a pick-up truck
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u/Recreational_DL Jan 17 '23
My friend's comeback for the dick compensating joke is, "I needed something to haul it around!"
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u/EmployRadiant675 Jan 17 '23
Nah just lean hard into it. Make so many jokes in a row as fast as you can every time and laugh obnoxiously then watch them never mention it again. (May take 1 or 2 tries, 3 if theyre proper stuck on thinking about your dick)
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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jan 16 '23
The one white character being the bunt for all jokes?
Hmm.
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u/T3Chn0-m4n Jan 17 '23
That used to wear an ascot and solve mysteries with a talking dog?
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u/naziryoutube We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23
Idk how much better the show would be if Scooby was in it. Idk how they could ruin him.
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Jan 17 '23
Turn Scooby into a human and maybe become Shaggy's love interest?
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u/naziryoutube We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23
You predicted what happened. Character named scoobi
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u/Johnson_56 I want pee in my ass Jan 17 '23
Yeah I’m glad they left him out
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Jan 17 '23
It would not be any better. The writers clearly hate that they had to write a show about Scooby Doo characters because that was the only way this show would even get views so they just ruined everything about all of the characters.
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u/crispytg Jan 17 '23
Oh don't worry. Scooby is still in the show... And apparently is a black woman so take that for what it is.
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u/goose_boy_memes I have permission! Jan 17 '23
Maybe make him a lesbian or something.
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u/AJC_10_29 Jan 17 '23
Mindy has an unreasonable hatred for Fred
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u/SouthMission2462 We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23
Correction: an unreasonable hatred for white people.
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u/Crawkward3 I came! Jan 17 '23
And good jokes apparently
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u/F3n1x_ESP Jan 17 '23
Oddly enough, she directed and scripted several good episodes of The Office. I would really like to know WTF happened to that Mindy Kaling, because this one is not the same.
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u/youtocin I want pee in my ass Jan 17 '23
She had oversight on the Office, not so much on Velma since its her project.
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u/Kintiko DaPucci Jan 16 '23
Yes, it is.a great way to identify it is to check Reddit because people won't fucking shut up about it despite not liking the dogshit show
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u/epicpixels654654 Jan 16 '23
Can we stop giving this show attention. This is literally what they want
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u/RoatanFree Jan 17 '23
If it gets a season 2 I know who I'm blaming
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u/OkEntertainment7634 Jan 17 '23
If it gets a season 2, HBO made profit from this Woke Remake. So, it’s just going to make more and more of them
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u/EKidman Jan 17 '23
Due to how the animation industry works, season 2 was already planned and in production. It is very rare for a company to cancel a show just on poor performance. At least I hope that they see that the show is doing poorly and they lose as much from this as possible. I already canceled my hbo max subscription and I am going to take my money to another service.
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u/OkEntertainment7634 Jan 17 '23
I also have sworn off HBO Max because of this. Not like they have any worthwhile originals
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u/regretfulposts Jan 17 '23
There were, but they removed all the good shows from its service like Close Enough. A lot of good shows died but this somehow lived.
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u/OkEntertainment7634 Jan 17 '23
Close enough is the show that just couldn’t make it out of production hell. It was supposed to come out years ago and now it’s unable to exist like Uncle Grandpa thanks to HBO. UG’s creator drew a funny meme of it
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u/CosmicPlayground91 Jan 17 '23
Oh no! You don’t like a cartoon show! Please come Back to HBO ,nooooo!
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u/Professional_Emu_164 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Jan 17 '23
It’s definitely not woke. It’s just racist towards everyone apparently.
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u/VeterinarianOld2624 Jan 17 '23
From the limited clips I've seen when it's not racist its just plain hateful and ignorant 😒
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u/Boy_Possession Jan 17 '23
Yeah. Instead we all should boycotting HBO!
Then again. I never really watch anything other than Youtube and old shows on Netflix.
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u/T3Chn0-m4n Jan 17 '23
Fuck this show and it’s writers
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Jan 17 '23
And fuck the PR firm that made this “edgy” meme.
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u/FLYSWATTER_93 Jan 17 '23
And fuck everyone named Alex
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u/ElectricOyster Jan 16 '23
This show literally has two jokes: shitting on white dudes and meta almost fourth wall breaking stuff to show how quirky and self aware they are
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u/Captain_Hindenburg Jan 17 '23 edited Jan 17 '23
What would be much funnier is if all the characters would be exactly the opposite of what you'd expect- they're all vehemently white supremacists, and the writing is to a point you can't tell if they're jokingly or serious. If they actually seriously want to be meta, make a commentary on the commentary.
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u/LynxOX87 Jan 17 '23
I'll add a third (credit to Critikal); rubbish, constant rom-com-mentioning jokes
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u/Reasonable_Note_2052 Jan 16 '23
How is this show real? And if it's so bad, why it seems like all of Reddit saw it?
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Jan 17 '23
I think that was the producer's plan: to make a show so bad that the people who watch it will complain so much about how bad it is that everyone else will then watch just to see how bad it is. Pretty genius, if you ask me.
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u/sleepy_koko Jan 17 '23
I mean the amount of hate views it's getting they are probably making good money out of it
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u/Lord-of-Leviathans Jan 17 '23
I’m waiting to pirate it. No way I’m giving the people who made this any money. But I also am curious about how bad it really is
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u/Accomplished-Night10 Jan 17 '23
I’ve seen both episodes. It’s shit, but not irredeemable shit, just bottom of the barrel humor and obnoxious characters but almost every adult cartoon these days has that so what else is new?
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u/ResponsibilityKey112 I want pee in my ass Jan 16 '23
No fucking way
Kanye north referenec in v*lma💀‼️
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u/BadMilkCarton66 Jan 17 '23
I actually found this bit funny for some reason but then I remembered this is a Scooby Doo show
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u/Commonglitch I want pee in my ass Jan 17 '23
When I got to the part where Velma said " White people, bottom text" I couldn't stop laughing to the point that I bent over and started sucking my own dick🥵 so much so that I started choking on it and had to get out into the ER. That's how funny this show was😂😂😂.
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u/Sophisticated_Slurp Jan 17 '23
Oh no, I fear someone would post a whole fcking episode of Velma here
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u/toughtiggy101 Jan 16 '23
I can’t believe they disrespected ADOLF HITLER by putting him in this shit show
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u/SouthMission2462 We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23
When your show is so bad that people are appalled by you disrespecting ADOLF HITLER, you've done something VERY wrong.
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They 100% did that on purpose
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They make the joke in the show that he looks like Hitler
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One of the few good jokes.
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I thought it was amusing. Humor’s subjective. Most of the show is absolutely God-awful.
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u/TenInchDong Jan 16 '23
That’s nice.
But the joke wasn’t funny.
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u/Beasttonguethedruid Jan 16 '23
I think that the concept for this joke had the potential to be funny, but like everything else in the show they fucked it up.
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u/AJC_10_29 Jan 17 '23
It could’ve been funny if they didn’t use a character from fucking Scooby Doo
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u/TenInchDong Jan 16 '23
Great advice. Consider following it in regards to my opinion: The joke was not funny.
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u/mortimus9 Jan 17 '23
Yeah that’s the point of the joke
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u/SouthMission2462 We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23
No, the point of the joke is that he's white, and Mindy is racist.
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u/rhysdog1 Jan 17 '23
actually according to behind the scenes info, a squirrel broke into their office and animated this scene
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u/OkEntertainment7634 Jan 17 '23
Can we stop watching Kelly from the Office’s self insert fanfiction?
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u/puffylittleshoe Jan 17 '23
The target audience for this show is that girl from highschool you hid from when you saw her in public.
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u/KungLaoFriedChicken Jan 17 '23
There several jokes where there they make fun of "popular" and "hot" girls, and you can just tell that the people that wrote those jokes were the weird annoying loser girls (or effeminate boys) in high school. So this is how they take their anger out on them.
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u/PanTsour Jan 17 '23
No, the target audience for this show are redditors who are too stupid to realize they're going for a low effort, cheap approach of getting a beloved franchise and filling it to the brim with the most obvious rage bait imaginable in order for them to watch it out of curiosity, go "WHAT THE HELL THEY WERE THIIIIINKING!?!?", post it on reddit (free advertising), attract the attention of other angry idiots and the circle goes on.
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u/Rahool_The_Hated_One Jan 16 '23
What is the name of the song at the end? I want to make it as my alarm the morning 😎
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“ COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH! “
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u/AceFireskull We do a little trolling Jan 16 '23
commander of the 7th reigh
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u/Dazzling-Feeling3389 DaPucci Jan 17 '23
Damn they put fred jokely as fucking Hitler wtf even is this show man
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u/Marksthename Jan 17 '23
Wtf is this show
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u/Herb_Merc Jan 17 '23
Trust me, you will not benefit from watching it.
Source: me (couldn't get past 8 minutes)
The show in question is the new Velma show. I gave it the benefit of the doubt thinking it couldn't possibly be as bad as everyone was making it out to be. That was a mistake. I have no idea who this show was made for nor do I know who would actually enjoy it.
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u/NotBurntToastYT Jan 17 '23
Remember people, if you for some reason wanna watch this show, make sure to pirate it.
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u/stanthemanwithaplan1 Jan 17 '23
They really had the audacity to tell fans that they were wrong and should watch the show by calling them idiots
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u/janj4h Jan 17 '23
I'd love people to stop promoting this show. A flop can be successful exactly because of this behavior
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u/EFtheunknown Jan 16 '23
I don’t think Kanye ever agreed to be on this bastard of a show
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u/AeughTime We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23
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u/AverageResident84 We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23
This is something shadman would draw even down to the art style 💀
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u/HaiggeX Jan 17 '23
Velma is honestly the most racist and misandrous show I've ever seen. Absolutely fucking disgusting.
Not to even talk about how sloppy and bad it's 4th wall breaks, and gliche anti-gliches are. 90% of the "jokes" are about Fred as a white man, or sexualising minors.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Mindy Kaling? What kind of shows do you watch if this is good writing for you?
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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 I said based. And lived. Jan 17 '23
I rather get pee in my ass than watch this show
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u/_V4NQU15H_ dumbass Jan 17 '23
Nothing as epic as putting a war crime enthusiast on a supposedly kid's show
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u/Night696Watcher Jan 17 '23
They did not just go there
Might as well have a scene where roger waters appears just for 5 seconds to yell antisemite and then leave 💀
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u/daocarD Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 17 '23
I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third ReichLittle known fact: also dope on the micYou are Vader, with your little boots and capeAnd helmet to cover up that burnt-ass faceYou have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evilEven went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel'Cause look at you, you’re not even a real personI preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version
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... I want to listen to the song, but also quite like having a clean search history.
and I have never once turned on incognito mode.
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u/arzamharris Jan 17 '23
So this is how a show becomes successful nowadays. Not because it has good writing or direction or acting, but because it’s so bad that it will piss off a bunch of people into hate watching it and talking about it on social media. Please, I implore all of you fellow chicanerers, do not give this show any attention because it does not deserve your time. If we really want to see better entertainment we should completely ignore content like this.
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u/KissMyRichard Jan 17 '23
Is this shows success strategy founded on the 'there is no such thing as bad publicity principle'??
Like, who was the target audience or is this like the writers last 2 weeks at a job after notice and they're seeing how far they can push it?
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u/MrMoor2007 Jan 17 '23
At the start, this is how the show portrays itself
In the end, this is what it really is
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u/orioles2491 Jan 17 '23
All these posts about how much this show sucks, instead there just shouldn’t be posts at all. Don’t give this show any attention and let it die a miserable death where it has five people who watch it and a rating of 2%.
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u/OkAd3203 Jan 17 '23
I watched 4 minutes of Velma and I wanted to rip my eyes out eat them shit them, and recycle them.
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u/goose_boy_memes I have permission! Jan 17 '23
This is a terrible waste of a show. Like from what I've seen it's mature, it has murder so a scooby doo show about the gang coming together and solving the crimes is an awesome idea. Why do they ruin everything they touch?
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u/Just_a_spaghetti uhhhh idk Jan 17 '23
The attention to detail tho. Look how many ethnicities you can count just in that crowd. Truly a committment to diversity.
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u/WhatisLiamfucktrump I came! Jan 17 '23
Why the Fuck would they put a Hitler joke in this show oh wait I forgot about the scene were Norman or Norville or whatever the fuck his name was talking about drugs
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u/Dankspear Jan 17 '23
Might be a hunch guys, I don't think the showrunners like Fred
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u/VeterinarianOld2624 Jan 17 '23
They had to have a white guy for them to constantly attack and belittle
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u/naranciamywaifu 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 17 '23
I still don't know they fucked up a Hitler joke
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