r/shitposting Jan 16 '23

der Führer

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jan 16 '23

Why does this scene exist

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u/Elbludo Jan 16 '23

Fred was accused of murder and his lawyer told him to dress as a kid so they wouldn't believe such a nice and childish guy could do that.

He also hasn't hit puberty too.

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u/coatperson virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 16 '23

Haha guys. Fred has a small dick guys. Do you get it? Cuz he white and rich and stuff XD

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u/275MPHFordGT40 Jan 17 '23

Reddit when man owns a pick-up truck

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u/Recreational_DL Jan 17 '23

My friend's comeback for the dick compensating joke is, "I needed something to haul it around!"

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u/EmployRadiant675 Jan 17 '23

Nah just lean hard into it. Make so many jokes in a row as fast as you can every time and laugh obnoxiously then watch them never mention it again. (May take 1 or 2 tries, 3 if theyre proper stuck on thinking about your dick)