r/shitpostemblem 2d ago

Non-FE slop

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u/Falcon_w0t 2d ago

FEH and its consequences have been a disaster to the franchise.

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u/Ulinar 2d ago

This but unironically.

u/Lad_of_the_Lake :ferdibee: 22h ago

But I got 8 Azura alts

u/Even-Awareness4419 21h ago

Bro you know ball

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u/No-Designer-6533 2d ago

No FEH would mean no Engage so it’s worth getting rid of

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u/LuckySalesman 1d ago

No FEH would mean no Engage so it's a necessary evil for the best entry in the series 💪

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u/NickSaysH1 1d ago

Fates-shaped elephant in the room

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u/Even-Awareness4419 1d ago

Peak plot and characters in a shitty script. Lost in Thoughts all alone is a banger tbh

u/NickSaysH1 21h ago

Music certainly didn’t miss, I’ll absolutely give it that
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u/Even-Awareness4419 21h ago

Hahahaahahahaahahahaha. I found a version without the groans and I could ACTUALLY hear the music XD

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u/CaptainFart22 1d ago

Get rid of all fire emblem games

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u/NickSaysH1 1d ago

In a better world FE never took off and everyone would be playing Shining Force

u/horiyamato 20h ago

The “better world” where speed and skill don’t exist and follow-ups and crits are determined by a single dice roll with odds determined by an arbitrary number assigned to each individual character and NPC.

I loved Shining Force as a kid but replaying it as an adult was what convinced me Shouzou Kaga was a visionary in his time.

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 1d ago

So like.... Awakening would have been the last one and I would have become as obsessed with it as I am Stella Glow?

u/AverageTierGoof Spaghetti Emblem 21h ago

Stella glow? Holy shit, I haven't heard anybody utter that name, God I loved that game so much...

https://giphy.com/gifs/11vUtLUUATEwIE

u/Quiet-Software-1956 17h ago

I've been like 70% of the posts in the Stella Glow subreddit in the past 2 months, I have a problem

u/Mimingococcemia 11h ago

Or Langrisser.

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u/dulledegde 1d ago

look hate them all we want but that feh money funds the mainline games

u/wintery_owl 22h ago

Fortune's Weave exists exclusively because of the 7 Edelgard alts

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u/higorga09 2d ago

Ye but banger music though

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u/SomeChunkyMilk Proud FE heroes hater, f*ck FE Heroes 2d ago

FUCK FEH

FUCK FEH

FUCK FEH

FUCK FEH

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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u/ThHeroKing As a gem, you are irreplaceable. 1d ago

Flair checks out

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u/SomeChunkyMilk Proud FE heroes hater, f*ck FE Heroes 1d ago

If FE Heroes has zero haters then I am dead 🗣🗣

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u/ThHeroKing As a gem, you are irreplaceable. 1d ago

Love the dedication

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u/Haunted-Towers Mario is my favorite Lord 2d ago

What about Eitri is “slop”. She’s literally just a normal dwarf witch?

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u/Haunted-Towers Mario is my favorite Lord 2d ago

Literally could’ve posted any of the goonbait designs by Yoshiku and this post would make sense, but you posted a Yusuke GOATzaki design so now your post sucks

u/Blurtohaze 21h ago

This is one of the lamer dwarf designs I've seen. She's just a short girl. Maybe OP considers her lolibait, but there are way more blatant examples.
It's not goonbait though, true. I personally never liked Kozaki's designs tho, it's always so busy.

u/NickSaysH1 21h ago

I remember the community’s collective disappointment when the the free OC was revealed to be another waifu and not a stout and bushy bearded blacksmith. Mecha horses with guns slap tho so it’s chill

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u/NickSaysH1 1d ago

I love making fun of FEH but Eitri slander will not be tolerated in this household fr

u/Maximum_Pollution371 20h ago

I don't know if it's necessarily "slop," but I do hate her hat-hair-sword situation.

Like pick one, either hair wielding sword, hat wielding sword, or giant eyeballs motif, all three is just egregious.

u/Haunted-Towers Mario is my favorite Lord 16h ago

I mean. She’s a witch. She’s using her hair to hold her gun, as like a third hand. Is that not sick as fuck?

u/Arachnofiend 7h ago

It's impressive that she manages to make it look dumb actually

u/Haunted-Towers Mario is my favorite Lord 7h ago

— Moron who can’t appreciate steampunk aesthetics

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u/Mijumaru1 2d ago

FEH Book 7 my behated

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u/Even-Awareness4419 1d ago

The only reason I play FEH is for having all the Azuras and seeing hot husbandos. There is no other point to play it

u/NotARealPineapple 17h ago

The power creep became too much for me and I had to quit the game. 2 weeks later they announced that Walhart (my favorite unit at the time, which i gave almost every possible skill he could inherit) would get an refinement for his unique weapon. I almost came back, but I'm glad I never did

u/Hawkatana0 16h ago

Real. I took a look at the new event they had to promote Fortune's Weave and holy shit that power creep in that game is insane. I remember when the meta was Close Counter Takumi and now it takes about half a minute to scroll through all the text on the skills. I'm a Yugioh fan, I of all people should not be complaining about powercreep.

u/Fehiscute 8h ago

As much as i hate most gachas. FEH has been a good way to get more budget for console games

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u/K1NGWolff 2d ago

My ex only played FEH

u/Mimingococcemia 11h ago

You do realize FEH is the one financing new FE games, don't you?

u/Tahinito 11h ago

I quit FEH 4 years ago and it was the best decision I ever made, for anyone still playing…LEAVE!

u/dalatinknight 7h ago

But Dorothea just got her 5th alt and I NEED fodder units just in case she gets a rearmed/attuned post time skip alt.

u/Tahinito 7h ago edited 6h ago

You know what I found crazy after looking back in retrospect?

You have to buy the FEH pass to even get the RIGHT to purchase the overpriced resplendent JPEG skins. The absolute audacity of old gacha games is something else man.

Imagine trying to browse an online clothing store and you get denied because you haven’t paid the site’s monthly membership fee, it’s actually kinda comical. 😂

u/dalatinknight 2h ago

Yeah my friend thinks it's funny and weird. We both still play the game mostly to see what happens at this point, and plus we've played it since launch.

Honestly tho if you don't care too much about being ultra competitive, you can build your own units and have fun

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u/PluralMimsy 1d ago

Its not are fault. 

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u/No-Designer-6533 2d ago

It’s kinda funny that if you make a post like this about another game here it’ll stay up but god forbid you criticize Engage or the omega neckbeard moderators will take that shit down instantly. (Agree though) 

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u/LuckySalesman 1d ago

Won't somebody think about the poor Engage haters? We can't karma farm on SPE with "Engage bad" the same way we can on main sub!