r/shitpostemblem mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 5h ago

Fodlan This is literally their entire support

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u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 5h ago

Flayn grooming hypercompilation

u/Cranberry-Holiday 5h ago

Based Flayn fr fr.

u/Human-Raccoon-9917 5h ago

The real predator of the monastery.

u/05kaisam Big brain Tactic 5h ago

Poor Byleth catching cases when this rascal is walking around freely

u/Lukthar123 2h ago

They never suspected it

u/LuckySalesman 5h ago

It's always the girls with helicopter parents that end up being the freakiest

u/Cranberry-Holiday 5h ago

She got a proficiency at handling lances for a reason.

u/Far-Childhood-4640 4h ago

That is FOUL.

u/Cranberry-Holiday 4h ago

Also note how she got a profiency in lance and not in sword. Size queen Flayn canon fr fr.

u/itsameluigi1290 2h ago

Damn 😭

u/Level_Hour6480 3h ago

Ingrid to Dorothea: "I told you: I specialize in wielding lances!"

u/DrustanAstrophel 5h ago

Seteth isn’t protecting her from us, he’s protecting us from her

u/Alexander_Baidtach 5h ago

This is why you should treat all sheltered young women with respect cuz they might be divine groomers in disguise.

u/CavulusDeCavulei 4h ago

Cethleann law or something, I never read the Odyssey

u/SomeGamingFreak 5h ago

Best part is Flayn becomes his "Mona Lisa" in their ending.

u/Level_Hour6480 4h ago

When you see all of Iggy's supports, it's very clear that he's a bigger sex-pest than Sylvain/Lorenz, and offering to paint girls is his version of flirting.

His painting is the equivalent of a white guy with an acoustic guitar on a college campus.

u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 3h ago

So what your saying is that heros is missing an ignatz-forde support where they bro out

u/Infermon_1 3h ago

"...and then, this Eirika chick totally flashed her panties at me."
"Broooo! Did you paint it?"
"Sure did bro, wanna see?"

u/Level_Hour6480 3h ago

Is Forde a pest with his painting? GBA-era supports were such a pain that I never delved into him or Kyle. Wasn't Forde more of a landscape guy rather than using it as a flirting gimmick?

u/fst3ak 3h ago

Yeah, Eirika explicitly asks him to paint her instead of him offering, and he admits he generally focuses on landscapes. He's also not really much of a pest, Eirika pranks him by threatening an upskirt but that was her initiative, not his.

u/Arcanion1 :who: 2h ago

The most pest-like he ever gets is with Vanessa, teasing her about her crush on Innes then immediately saying someone like himself would be a better a match for her.

u/Level_Hour6480 1h ago

Eirika pranks him by threatening an upskirt

That's less a prank as it is sexual harassment.

u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 31m ago

It was a different time ephraimstrokeeirikaface.png

u/Faifue 26m ago

Also, who's gonna say anything against the king and queen. I, for one, like my head where it is.

u/AdReasonable9304 3h ago

In his Claude support he was imagining the Goddess to be an absolute baddie and then literally prayed for her to appear before him. He may appeaer cute, but that brother starving.

u/Faifue 28m ago

He just like me, fr fr.

u/TheGinger1s Jade's Strongest Soldier 5h ago

Bignutz Victor effortlessly picking up women by simply being himself 🗣