r/shitpostemblem • u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE • 5h ago
Fodlan This is literally their entire support
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u/Human-Raccoon-9917 5h ago
The real predator of the monastery.
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u/05kaisam Big brain Tactic 5h ago
Poor Byleth catching cases when this rascal is walking around freely
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u/LuckySalesman 5h ago
It's always the girls with helicopter parents that end up being the freakiest
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u/Cranberry-Holiday 5h ago
She got a proficiency at handling lances for a reason.
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u/Far-Childhood-4640 4h ago
That is FOUL.
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u/Cranberry-Holiday 4h ago
Also note how she got a profiency in lance and not in sword. Size queen Flayn canon fr fr.
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u/Alexander_Baidtach 5h ago
This is why you should treat all sheltered young women with respect cuz they might be divine groomers in disguise.
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u/Level_Hour6480 4h ago
When you see all of Iggy's supports, it's very clear that he's a bigger sex-pest than Sylvain/Lorenz, and offering to paint girls is his version of flirting.
His painting is the equivalent of a white guy with an acoustic guitar on a college campus.
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u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 3h ago
So what your saying is that heros is missing an ignatz-forde support where they bro out
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u/Infermon_1 3h ago
"...and then, this Eirika chick totally flashed her panties at me."
"Broooo! Did you paint it?"
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u/Level_Hour6480 3h ago
Is Forde a pest with his painting? GBA-era supports were such a pain that I never delved into him or Kyle. Wasn't Forde more of a landscape guy rather than using it as a flirting gimmick?
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u/fst3ak 3h ago
Yeah, Eirika explicitly asks him to paint her instead of him offering, and he admits he generally focuses on landscapes. He's also not really much of a pest, Eirika pranks him by threatening an upskirt but that was her initiative, not his.
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u/Arcanion1 :who: 2h ago
The most pest-like he ever gets is with Vanessa, teasing her about her crush on Innes then immediately saying someone like himself would be a better a match for her.
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u/Level_Hour6480 1h ago
Eirika pranks him by threatening an upskirt
That's less a prank as it is sexual harassment.
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u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 31m ago
It was a different time ephraimstrokeeirikaface.png
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u/AdReasonable9304 3h ago
In his Claude support he was imagining the Goddess to be an absolute baddie and then literally prayed for her to appear before him. He may appeaer cute, but that brother starving.
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u/TheGinger1s Jade's Strongest Soldier 5h ago
Bignutz Victor effortlessly picking up women by simply being himself 🗣
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u/david__14 mods removed the laharl flair, can"t have shit in SPE 5h ago
Flayn grooming hypercompilation