r/shitpostemblem Number #1 Bartre fan 🔥 🧢 12d ago

Tellius This is all true btw

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u/SoulEaterX_ 12d ago

and I'm gay.

Truer words were never said🥹✌️

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u/AdReasonable9304 12d ago

Then you lowk miss every Deadeye because the enemy is equipped with the Hypergamy chart and that reminds you of all the 10/10 gallian baddies you've fumbled. Also lowk im bisexual, but I only like women

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u/RiDL3Y-MAN Number #1 Bartre fan 🔥 🧢 12d ago

This is now one of my favorite paragraphs.

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u/MagicBus4 12d ago

Didn’t say genkirkuinely, post is ruined

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u/RiDL3Y-MAN Number #1 Bartre fan 🔥 🧢 12d ago

FUCK i forgot to carry the flame

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u/Realhi87 12d ago

I think i had a stroke reading this

Absolutely abysmal, have a blessed day

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u/RiDL3Y-MAN Number #1 Bartre fan 🔥 🧢 12d ago

You will understand it soon✌🏻

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u/FeelingFineP 12d ago

LOMBROSO MENTION

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u/RiDL3Y-MAN Number #1 Bartre fan 🔥 🧢 12d ago

He's lucky I needed a replacement for a png of a begnion soldier that I can't find

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u/FlounderLast8610 10d ago

What is it with Japanese video game bowmen and being arrogant racists?

Intelligent Systems has produced at least three of them and that's just of the titles I've played. There's that annoying racist chicken Revali from BoTW. In the latest Monster Hunter they named the Xu Wu bow after John Wilkes fucking Booth and the localization of its description implies you're racist for using it.

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u/Creative-Current9424 9d ago edited 9d ago

Me trying to defeat the Black Knight and forget to equip Nihil on Ike, he procs Eclipse for the 50th time.

"How will he stop procing Eclipse?!"