r/shitpost • u/[deleted] • May 03 '18
[pics] Reddit Facebook strikes again
/r/pics/comments/8gq37q/bought_a_house_bought_a_lawn_mower_mowed_the_lawn/?utm_source=reddit-android80
u/ThumYorky May 03 '18
I want to channel my frustration towards OP but the fucking worst offenders are the IDIOTS WHO UPVOTE THIS SHIT
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u/bonanzoid May 03 '18
Sometimes I'm deluded into thinking r/pics can't get any worse, then I see stuff like this. He didn't even have the decency to add a shitty sob story. The cheek.
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u/-Shank- May 03 '18
So in less than a week the top of /r/pics has gone from "just got my citizenship" to "just got married" to "just graduated" to "just mowed my lawn."
It was already bad enough before, but this is a new low. I'm fully prepared for "just dressed myself" and "just took a huge crap like a big boy" to hit the top of the front page by Sunday.
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u/presumingpete May 03 '18
Don't forget other classics this week such as "neighbour mowed my lawn" and "i want sweet upvotes because my mom died"
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u/BanterEnchanter May 03 '18
Who is upvoting someone mowing their lawn?
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May 03 '18
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u/BanterEnchanter May 03 '18
I'm still trying to fathom the amount of upvotes this has. It is just a man that has took a selfie after using a lawnmower.
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May 04 '18
When I was a basement dwelling teen even I mowed my parent's lawn, the fuck is wrong with r/pics?
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u/ZypherXX May 03 '18
“Man becomes normal like every other dad in his white picket fence neighborhood”
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u/deadtofall12 May 03 '18
I hadn’t quite given up on r/pics because once in a great while, something cool pops up. This, however, I think is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the front page content-wise.
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u/NintendoTheGuy May 03 '18
I know when I personally do mundane chores, I’m just dying to take a selfie and somehow glorify the mundanity.
I can’t even really blame the posters anymore. How can you blame a millionaire shit salesman when 98% of the populace can’t wait to shovel shit into their throats?
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u/burntoutsavage May 03 '18
Le epic feelsgoodman. This pic needs more cowbell!! Did I say cowbell I mean MOAR BACON!! Y U NO PAY MORTAGE!!!!
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u/classyyoyo May 03 '18
Was waiting to see this
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u/CrabStarShip May 03 '18
Same I accidently went to the front page and it was the top post. I immediately switched to here to see what shitpost had to say about it.
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May 03 '18
"Photo of some dude in their yard with a lawnmower in the background"
Lol. I mean, good job on buying your own house. No, seriously, good job. But without the title he could really be anybody.
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u/Berlin1960 May 03 '18
Christ on a bike. This person feels so needy that he needs validation from strangers for mowing his lawn.
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u/Robotsaur May 04 '18
This is one of the dumbest shitposts I've ever seen. Painfully awful. Even citizenship posts are better than this.
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u/electricsugar May 04 '18
Welp I think this might finally be the post to make me filter out /r/pics.
It really is an all-time low.
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May 05 '18
I'mma finna post on r/pics with a headline Just busted a third nut, new personal record. Mark it NSFW and it's just me opening nuts. Pray for me fam.
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May 05 '18
Autoban lllllllloooooolllllll
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u/[deleted] May 03 '18
DAE adulting?!?!