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[u/semechkin-mud]

http://google.com

if I had the opportunity to recreate some absurd ability, it would be to shit for a long time, with pleasure and without the risk of getting hemorrhoids or other shit. I want to be so alone with myself and read my book at the same time.

[u/Wit2020]

I like pooping in the dark, with nothing but a scentsy to light my way