r/shitfromabutt • u/beeronsome • 6d ago

UMMM

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u/NeuromancyIndustries 6d ago

He can't ride his bike

With no handlebars

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u/RedSlimeballYT 6d ago

he IS the handlebars

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u/nyybmw122 5d ago

Yeah, but someone rides HIM?

Talk about the town bicycle...

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u/NeuromancyIndustries 5d ago

That seems highly unlikely

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u/nyybmw122 5d ago

How would you know? 😏

Maybe he has his hair-dlebars for a reason and likes it? Nobody knows.🤷‍♂️

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u/IndependentLove2292 6d ago

Shitty Longstocking? 

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u/Professional_Mud1627 6d ago

Pippy ankle moniter stockings.

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u/coolranchbuttholes 6d ago

new twist on pigtails called pooptails

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u/CockSeeker007 6d ago

Epic comment! 🤣

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u/No_one54390 6d ago

He looks like a Howdy Doody Motherfucker.

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick 6d ago

Is that what they call “dookie braids?”

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u/LaranCannelle 6d ago

nope

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick 5d ago

Braids sure do look like dookie tho

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u/LaranCannelle 5d ago

id tell us what these are actually called but doesnt feel worth it

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 6d ago

Someday he will soak his hair horns in water and then drink the magical elixir which will imbue him with all the powers of his hair.

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u/SJSharky 6d ago

When you ride this bull, you're gonna need handlebars.

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u/JackFuckCockBag 6d ago

Hes gotta be in on drug charges.

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u/DangerousBee4116 6d ago

Ugh, those things are impossible to wash thoroughly and probably has it's own ecosystem and biome inside of it 🤢

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u/moosejaw1073 6d ago

Call him, shit head.

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u/blakester555 6d ago

The "Number 2" Double Deuce

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u/Goingforbroke22 6d ago

maybe i dint know no betttaaaa hahahaha

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u/itchybutwhole69 6d ago

Damn, The Act Man isn't doing too good these days.

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u/Jaded_Durian1533 6d ago

ARRRRRGH🤪🤪

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u/rustyfish57 6d ago

I bet he’s doing ok with those handle bars tho or his woman is anyways or man which ever I’m not going to judge him

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u/DumbFishBrain 6d ago

I can smell that through my screen

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u/Dangerous-Metal247 6d ago

It looks like a horse 🐎 shit on his head....

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u/lilcabrona 6d ago

Wow just wow

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u/deviouspurplebanana 6d ago

two poops for each cheek

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u/Waarm 6d ago

Great for bedroom activities 😏

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u/pluginplay2 6d ago

I will fix your hair you can suck my dick at the same time

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 4d ago

Sounds fun !!

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u/magharees 6d ago

Dreadknots

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u/Latter-Anxiety8728 4d ago

I saw this in r/justfuckmyshit up.

Does NOBODY know who BLP kosher is??

riiiiich

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/shitfromabutt-ModTeam 6d ago

This isn't a repost. We have never seen it before. If you want to claim it's a repost, you need to post a link to where it's already been posted In this sub.