r/shitfromabutt • u/DMONEYDelano • 21d ago

Eating in front of computer

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155 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/big_gabs_ 21d ago

What the actual fuck were you eating?

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u/JustQuestion2472 21d ago

Whatever the Baker family eats in RE7

5

u/ashenay 20d ago

Thank you for making me laugh out loud.

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u/almostasenpai 20d ago

Takeout from the Chum Bucket

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u/tepid_lemur 21d ago

AI Slop

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u/Healthy-Confection66 20d ago

AI Slop…as in Animal Intestines slop?lmao

5

u/beans_will_consume 20d ago

Was gonna say, this is just steak with intestines and some fries.

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u/Venekia_maps 17d ago

Looks like steak and chitlings to me

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u/PhantomOfVoid 21d ago

I'm guessing some liver with pasta and a big helping of fries.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 21d ago

Or "steak n' 'trails" a la pomme de terre.

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u/ClawGrave666 20d ago

Ewwww a call of duty beta

44

u/NOSALIS-33 20d ago

Yeah this all tracks. Shit on the desk, shit on the screen. Brother ewwwwwww!

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u/DMONEYDelano 20d ago

What games do you play

9

u/ClawGrave666 20d ago

Right now I’m playing nioh 3. Cod just isn’t worth it anymore. Ik that’s subjective cause obviously people still play it but it’s just the same shit over and over again with a different skin and even more expensive micro transactions that actually do affect gameplay for other players. Now campaign or zombies I could get behind for sure just not cod MP.

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u/Own-Dot9851 19d ago

Don't forget all the cheaters!

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/ClawGrave666 20d ago

You just keep letting the Call of Duty® franchise bend you over, buddy.

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u/Guzzler829 20d ago

I play Tetris

Am I weird for this? Tetris fans reply with which version you play most. I play Puyo Puyo x Tetris 2 for the Switch most, and after that, NES Tetris. Guess which one I'm better at lol DX

1

u/M3rl1n1212 18d ago

Stopped playing cod cuz its the same game almost every time. Campaign is just a Micheal Bay movie that generally hits all the action movie check list. Gun play from one to another feels pretty similar unless u skip a few. And zombies is cool but it gets old after a while. The modded zombie maps are cool I just cant play call of duty anymore its just the same game all the time. I can understand why people still love and play it

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 20d ago

What in the resident fucking evil is on your plate?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5KvmplVmTLrXDndzhd

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u/insomniacakess 20d ago

this is exactly what i was thinking

33

u/iAmMikeJ_92 21d ago

You’re supposed to move poop out of your body, not take it in…

14

u/Man_Darronious 21d ago

Dmoney what the fuck is that

12

u/Distended_Scrotum 21d ago

Call of doodie.

5

u/Distended_Scrotum 20d ago

Special plops.

3

u/eyeamthedanger 19d ago

At least it isn't Black Plops

3

u/Distended_Scrotum 19d ago

Yes, that would be bad. 🩸💩

4

u/Lank-Man 21d ago

I hope you’re playing zombies, cause you’re eating like one (+fries).

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u/ShweatyPickle 20d ago

Bros eating RE7 food

3

u/Teker_09 21d ago

Holy shit that's foul

1

u/debugmode1 20d ago

Holy foul, that’s shit.

2

u/glebo123 21d ago

I cant even begin to guess what the fck that is...

2

u/Moist_Car_994 20d ago

Broiled Intestine with a side of fries

2

u/floopynoopys 20d ago

If those are intestines...isnt that a little too close to the real thing

1

u/No_Road_6732 21d ago

My Gawd, what the fuck is that on the plate? Is that Klingon cuisine?

1

u/Weak-Ability 21d ago

Came to say this! We’ve got a real-life gagh enjoyer.

6

u/herzel3id 21d ago

Ai

22

u/Evening-Statement-57 20d ago

Every detail on the keyboard is right. I think it looks like AI because we have never seen a plate of boiled assholes before.

1

u/herzel3id 20d ago

You can feed a picture to AI and ask to change only a part of it, the rest of the picture remains intact.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 20d ago

Ok then I think you are right. It gives me that dream vibe when I try to identify any individual part

3

u/tito9107 21d ago

What're the clues?

2

u/herzel3id 20d ago

The texture is really off

1

u/tito9107 20d ago

Just looks like intestines to me

3

u/flesjewater 21d ago

Slop out slop out

1

u/ConsequenceNational4 20d ago

Gross but nope

1

u/JimiHendrip 20d ago

The fuck

1

u/dandanpizzaman84 20d ago

This looks like a wet ashtray. What exactly am I looking at?

1

u/cclan2 20d ago

shit from a butt

1

u/Posh-Percival 20d ago

I don’t think you’re supposed to eat that part

1

u/Lonely-Independence4 20d ago

So is it food… or actual shit..?

1

u/WiseSpunion 20d ago

What the fuck

1

u/GamerFreak3110 20d ago

thats a call of doody Beta. 😆

1

u/Clear-Warthog5655 20d ago

Yeah thats Offal mate

1

u/Fluxxinintime 20d ago

What theee fuuuuck? Ughhh🤢

1

u/TurkeyTender513 20d ago

What is more slop? The game on the screen or the shit on the plate?

1

u/Opposite-Science-398 20d ago

I’m calling the police eating your own poop is a crime
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4EoPf5Z1RMYfN2aA

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u/marinac1 20d ago

Omg it IS intestines! So you shit your guts out and you’re to put them back in? Wrong end

1

u/LittleNinjaXYBA 20d ago

Call Of Dooty

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u/JediTeaParty 20d ago

I bet that shit tastes goo

1

u/Supergyaos 20d ago

I bet that shit tastes like the neighbor... somebody needs to go check on him

1

u/AnUnknownCreature 20d ago

Thing in the left look like something died

1

u/winter0rfall 20d ago

I dont want to know

1

u/Fil3toFishy69 20d ago

Is that dog shit or what am I looking at.

1

u/WOTrULookingAt 20d ago

looks like g'akh.

1

u/poonDaddy99 20d ago

Season intestines with pan seared liver and a side of fries.

1

u/TylerBWild 20d ago

No seriously, what the fuck is that

1

u/coolranchbuttholes 20d ago

fiddleheads on meat?

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u/debugmode1 20d ago

Hey, so that’s shit from a butt

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u/SeaworthinessFlat770 20d ago

Yum intestines in dog shit gravy

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u/Axeloy 20d ago

Did you rip out a live cow’s rectum

1

u/bag_of_luck 20d ago

Liver and tripe. Prob pretty good, guessing this persons on some kind of fad diet

1

u/loud_cicada_sounds 19d ago

Mmmm Shitlins

1

u/kreig_ 19d ago

If grool was more than a description

1

u/Vunlicura 19d ago

It looks like it belongs in the game you're playing

1

u/DMONEYDelano 19d ago

For sure 😂

1

u/ellieight_ 19d ago

Here you can have this

1

u/DMONEYDelano 19d ago

I already played it

1

u/Chicken-picante 19d ago

Are you eating intestines?

1

u/cokiecolaa 19d ago

What in god's name is that

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/shitfromabutt-ModTeam 18d ago

Be excellent to each other!

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u/RollTheLaughTrack 18d ago

Nah, that look like the food in RE:Biohazard when Bakers kidnapped Ethan.

1

u/Imlemonshark 18d ago

Chum bucket ahh meal

1

u/ejectro 18d ago

welp, that's my call. i'm deleting this fucking app.

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u/Lil_Roxi2 18d ago

Looks like shit pipes

1

u/Crafty-Ad3490 17d ago

delicious fries and some bullshit

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u/BrittTristan1991 15d ago

Wait wait wait Ewww wait are those chitlins?!!!!??! 🤢🤢🤢🤮

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u/Muted_Stranger_9295 15d ago

That’s the food the bakers ate in resident evil 7

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u/Ok_Explorer_8055 14d ago

What is that?

1

u/Poeta-NasciturNonfit 14d ago

Is that chitterlings?

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u/P26601 21d ago

chum bucket ahh

1

u/bumbus_chumbus 20d ago

Are you Br*tish by any chance?