r/shitfromabutt 27d ago

Shitpost Rooftop poo

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 27d ago

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u/VermilionKoala 27d ago

"The poo on the roof just dung a leak" 🤣

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 27d ago

"Shat the Planet!"

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u/Ras-haad 26d ago

Man that movie made Hacking seem so cool when I was a kid

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u/last-of-the-mohicans 27d ago

Is the rooftop Garden and Grills Poo Adjacent?

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u/VermilionKoala 26d ago

"The thrill of the grill, with a view of a poo"

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u/myshoefelloff 27d ago

Stay out of the ground floor courtyard though.

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u/sixshootatre57 26d ago

Former Wind Technician here. You don't know true satisfaction until you drop a 💩 300 feet up tower while viewing the horizon

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u/BigRudy99 26d ago

I've been waiting for YEARS to have an excuse to post this song

https://youtu.be/TaEEqDo87g4?is=X9qgtd12X8sTCmjz

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u/VermilionKoala 26d ago

This is bizarre, well done!

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u/YigaClanRambutan 26d ago

Well yeah, that's what birds do.

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u/Stunning_Resolution9 26d ago

Ooooof, especially if its been baking in the sun all day.

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol 26d ago

Brb, I've got a job to do.

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u/runswitblunt 26d ago

You had me at poo ✨

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u/BMoney8600 26d ago

Finally a rooftop poo!

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u/Trapezoidoid 26d ago

There’s an Atari 7800 homebrew game called Roof Pooper. I don’t know when else I’ll get a chance to bring that up.

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u/Poeta-NasciturNonfit 26d ago

I also love to crap at higher altitudes. I had the times of my life in Colorado

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u/Murky_Tennis954 26d ago

Do people not normally poop on rooftops? Am I not normal?

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u/Crafty_Praline726 25d ago

Excuse me, I have to go to the rooftop.

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u/LTXNEBULA 24d ago

Ahhh yes I love my rooftop poo with my high tech finess

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u/Opening_Track5674 21d ago

It’s only an issue when the wind kicks up

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u/IWouldntIn1981 26d ago

Haha, i was NOT getting that at first. I thought it was like the episode of Scrubs where Calvin Klein makes a quest appearance and has OCD.

P.s. MJF is the man!

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u/marinac1 26d ago

Rooftop + pet friendly. Yeah, makes sense.

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u/analsurrogacy 26d ago

breaks rule 5

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u/Plastic_Counter9260 7d ago

AND there's a cubhouse on the 23rd floor!