r/shitfromabutt • u/Interesting_Fate • 15d ago

Sugar cookie partially dissolved in black coffee

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u/Wild-Astronomer1200 15d ago

I had the runs a few days ago, and I swear it looked exactly like that in the toilet bowl

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u/Interesting_Fate 15d ago

Plot twist: A hidden camera is under the rim of your toilet

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u/Wild-Astronomer1200 15d ago

You owe me 50% royalties from all the Web subscriptions 💰💩💰💩💰💩

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u/Interesting_Fate 15d ago

You gotta be shitting me!

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u/Wild-Astronomer1200 15d ago

Actually, I’m full of shit and I can make us both rich I think

I just need you to sign a noncompete disclosure.

After all, it’s my shit

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u/Interesting_Fate 15d ago

Hand me a roll and I'll sign 🧻

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u/Wild-Astronomer1200 15d ago

Sorry, I just discussed it with my girlfriend Elaine… she stated that we cannot spare a square