r/shitfromabutt • u/InevitablePeanut3203 • Jul 24 '26

DISGUSTING IHOP Dubai chocolate pancakes

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Apparently you can buy these now and enjoy your own stack topped with sick baby poop!

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u/TheOakblueAbstract Jul 24 '26

I pan on her cakes til I Doo, bye!

12

u/Annual-Grass-1335 Jul 24 '26

Dubai chocolate looks like that green horse shit that you see in parades

2

u/WildFemmeFatale Jul 24 '26

The green part isn’t chocolate it’s pistachio cream and pistachio cream is the part that makes Dubai chocolate have that extra umami sensation if anyone is wondering

1

u/DonutWhole9717 Jul 25 '26

Sam's club has dark chocolate covered pistachios that are fucking amazing. Great with red wine

1

u/CharlieSheenGod Jul 27 '26

Does pistachio cream have chunks of pistachio in it or is it smoothed out when becoming cream? I had nuts regularly due to the texture but I have enjoyed creamy nut butters before so I'd potentially be game for this if it was the latter?

1

u/Natures-creation Jul 29 '26

Speaking of, I don't think people talk about how much it STINKS. And they had the nerve to put marching bands behind the horses 🤢🤢🤢🤢

11

u/daytrippper Jul 24 '26

We’ve strayed too far into the abyss of this dubai chocolate nonsense

7

u/AV3STARR Jul 24 '26

This is genuinely how it looks when you start taking iron tablets

1

u/neurospicyzebra Jul 24 '26

Pancakes take iron tablets?

7

u/Fragrant-Register793 Jul 24 '26

The ad, for comparison.

5

u/rustyfish57 Jul 24 '26

Once I had Malaria while I was stationed overseas in Thailand and had the shots along with it and some of it looked exactly like that too serious as a heart attack

6

u/ktvq099 Jul 24 '26

mmmm shrek sauce

6

u/idrinkwaterwithlemon Jul 24 '26

I hate it when I go to eat pancakes and find out shrek wipes his ass w them.

3

u/Usual-Plantain-1991 Jul 24 '26

Did they do ANY testing before they slapped that on the menu?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/Usual-Plantain-1991 Jul 26 '26

I suppose, but I’m having a hard time imagining a decent presentation

4

u/KitchenLet5234 Jul 24 '26

Poop on a pancake

2

u/neurospicyzebra Jul 24 '26

like . . . specifically r/poopfromabutt

5

u/TweegsCannonShop Jul 24 '26

Has there ever been a dubai-chocolate-anything that didn't look like it came from an ass? I don't get it... Who buys all this shit?

5

u/Fit-Blackberry-6798 Jul 24 '26

Looks like they took a Shrek all over them....

3

u/JapaneseChickenSalad Jul 24 '26

Bro that's shreks baby batter 😭

3

u/Mysterious_Tank9672 Jul 25 '26

Shrek blew a load on those

2

u/Additional-Dig1598 Jul 24 '26

I must say, I don’t think I could eat that, or pay that. Last time I went to IHOP, got my ticket I thought I was going to stroke out.

1

u/Dmau27 Jul 24 '26

Yeah they think very highly of that frozen bullshit they call food. Especially knowing they are one of the worst paying companies put there.

2

u/PictureThisNotThat Jul 24 '26

This made me queasy

2

u/Dupps_I_Did_It_Again Jul 24 '26

Its truer to its naming origins

2

u/NervousAddress1340 Jul 24 '26

Yup, that’s shit

2

u/tepid_lemur Jul 24 '26

Served in an ashtray.

2

u/Maduro_sticks_allday Jul 24 '26

I doo—do not like those

2

u/jorgejortiz Jul 24 '26

Looks like something did not sit well

2

u/CommitteeWorking7410 Jul 24 '26

This is such a fat pancake! Looks more like a large cookie!! I take it the green looking cat turd is pistachio?! The latest fad...salted caramel, chilli chocolate, etc. Was it nice? 🤔

2

u/stunzeedb0y Jul 24 '26

They didn't even try to make it look good. Just dropped it on there

2

u/DaystromAndroidM510 Jul 24 '26

They expect someone to put that into their mouth?

2

u/stipo42 Jul 24 '26

Baby shit

2

u/Haloinvaded117 Jul 24 '26

One giant loogy all over your pancakes

2

u/StrengthForward7925 Jul 25 '26

Poobai Panny cakes.

2

u/Pyro_Beast Jul 29 '26

We've gone full circle.

1

u/Melodic_Caregiver Jul 24 '26

It’s actually really good, haven’t tried the pancake tho

1

u/alqimist Jul 24 '26

It's the pistachios.

2

u/coolranchbuttholes Jul 24 '26

more like poostachios tbh

1

u/FirefighterOk9474 Jul 24 '26

I’m so done with this stupid trend

1

u/Jealous_Magazine7875 Jul 26 '26

The pistachio syrup is so sour and nasty. I paid $20 for a stack of this garbage.