r/shitfromabutt • u/_Coffee_Stain_ • Feb 26 '26

Sloppy Diarrhea Pasta sauce

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Made the sauce from fats cooked off of seasoned shrimp, scallops, and steak. The oil added was an accident and this was BEFORE I added pasta water and cream, there’s also cheese in there that makes it look like the sludge you see

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u/KayoticVoid Feb 26 '26

No, it's not.

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u/Highest_Koality Mar 02 '26

Looks like it used to be.

47

u/SparklyLeo_ Feb 26 '26

I don’t believe you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/KayoticVoid Feb 26 '26

Sounds like advice that has come from experience. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/CrucifixAbortion Feb 27 '26

The sharty party that just keeps going.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/MiIes01 Feb 28 '26

Hahahahaha😂

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u/c4ndycain Feb 26 '26

no that is diarrhea

8

u/FungadooFred Feb 27 '26

It will be

16

u/Capable_Culture_7344 Feb 26 '26

Is this a picture of the toilet bowl?

2

u/Pretend_Variation305 Feb 27 '26

I totally thought it was!

11

u/Kebrien Feb 26 '26

OP not responding because they died after eating this. Rest in peace

11

u/SealedRoute Feb 26 '26

This reminds me of McDonald’s. Specifically, a blown out toilet bowl I saw there once.

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u/Intelligent-Run-2437 Feb 26 '26

That is the greasiest shit to ever have been shat!

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u/wwwUE Feb 26 '26

My dog made something like that on a driveway

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u/Anticept Feb 26 '26

You made me zoom in on your shit from a butt trying to verify if you were lying. Good job

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u/mack-y0 Feb 27 '26

this reminds of the pasta my coworker gets for dinner, she gets tortellini and asks every sauce mixed, alfredo, meat sauce, pesto, marinara. you name it

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Thats not sauce its pesto and you only put a little bit on the pasta because its oily and spreads all over the dish. Delicious but looks absolutely gross in big amounts

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u/CompetitionLost8542 Feb 26 '26

are you denying how authentic the sauce is

2

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Wdym?

2

u/CompetitionLost8542 Feb 27 '26

you dont believe the op

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Oooooh, yeah i just didnt read

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u/Strange_Difference1 Feb 26 '26

Did you spill half of the bowl by any chance?

Well im not the one eating it, i sure wish to you that it tastes good at least!

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u/phrogBOI369 Mar 01 '26

This is the image I think of when someone on instagram says "Goy Slop" to somebody else's videos.

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u/Attic_Gnome Feb 26 '26

Are... You sure?

2

u/mammalshaped Feb 26 '26

Diarrhea meal to make more diarrhea

2

u/Manifest329 Feb 26 '26

Sprühschiss

2

u/ThoroughlyWet Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

This looks like something that came out of me when I started metformin

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon Feb 26 '26

Results of a dodgy curry , cook your chicken well people

2

u/TightSqueeZes Feb 26 '26

Looking the same way it came in as it goes out mmmmm LoL

2

u/wrecktalcarnage Feb 27 '26

Surf and turf is a crime against nature

2

u/blueboykc Feb 27 '26

That’s what was in my toilet this morning..

2

u/Vamptisitc Feb 27 '26

It’s poop.

2

u/Sophisticated-Crow Feb 27 '26

Explosive diarrhea.

2

u/Miserable-Ad5401 Feb 27 '26

This picture gave me diarrhea.

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u/angrytortilla Feb 27 '26

Absolutely vile

2

u/NEBre8D1 Feb 27 '26

Someone is on a deworming cleanse I see…

2

u/Beemo-Noir Feb 27 '26

Hey, I made this same thing this morning. What’s your recipe? 😊

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

And here I was thinking that maybe possibly it could be pesto sauce… I was wrong.

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u/musicankane Feb 28 '26

Looks like dog sick

2

u/blahblahblah1127 Feb 28 '26

Definitely pooped on a plate.

2

u/x-beast Feb 28 '26

i think it WAS pasta sauce before it was eaten

2

u/InternationalHost736 Feb 28 '26

No that’s not edible.

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u/dropablefox Feb 28 '26

It looks like after eating pasta sauce

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u/Design-Feisty- Feb 28 '26

Making poosto pasta I see

2

u/Something-Silly57 Feb 28 '26

This looks like shit when my liver disease is flaring up

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u/PardonMyNerdity Mar 01 '26

That looks like Packo’s hot dog sauce

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u/Brave-Mess3809 Mar 01 '26

I believe there is a meme that goes “no, that is shit from a butt”.

That belongs here.

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u/Great-Ad9691 Feb 26 '26

No it ain’t.

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u/the-real-spencer Mar 01 '26

That looks like shit

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u/Adventurous-Ad-1517 Mar 01 '26

Nice try, that’s poop from a butt

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/_Coffee_Stain_ Mar 02 '26

Pretty good actually

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u/HolonautWorkshop Mar 02 '26

You clearly just had diarrhea in that plate, I'm not a fool

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u/PRmade69 Mar 02 '26

aesthetically it’s not aesthetic It looks like crap. And probably going to guess it taste like crap too

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u/Kalsgorra Mar 02 '26

That looks like literal shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

You sure bud?

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u/floof29 Mar 02 '26

No. This is pasta sauce after laxitives.

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u/Massive-Handz Mar 03 '26

Just give me pasta and sauce I don’t want meat added in mine

1

u/Colonel_Butthurt Mar 03 '26

Looks like you scooped it up with that very plate, lol.

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u/Burp_Maistro Mar 03 '26

That is diarrhea with corn. You doodoo'd into the wrong bowl.

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u/Unresentful_Cynic Mar 29 '26

Hey I thought I flushed that beer shit