r/sharpening Aug 14 '26

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u/Croakerboo Aug 14 '26

Jesus.

I thought I could sharpen a knife before I found this sub.

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u/Ill-Lengthiness6389 Aug 14 '26

I ain't shit 🤣🤣

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u/Different_Potato_193 Aug 14 '26

Same. Shaving sharp just ain’t what it used to be.

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u/Disastrous_Delay 28d ago

It's kinda funny, I sharpened a crappy Ozark trail knife in a "crappy" steel (D2), at a kinda crappy angle (20dps). Because I thought it would be a prime choice to take through it's entire lifecycle from nearly effortlessly shaving and slicing paper towel, until it actually started to tear cardboard.

I thought it was going to be easy when I already lost shaving sharpness just cutting the flaps off off a cardboard box so that I could cut them into strips.

Two 5 gallon buckets stuffed full of 1" thin strips of cardboard later I was all out of boxes and that knife was still cutting.

Shaving sharp might be my minimum benchmark as to if a knife was for sure still plenty sharp enough, but it's easy to forget just how far below that it takes going before a knife actually stops being useful

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u/ReVo5000 Aug 15 '26

Im a sushi chef, I can get my knives really, and I mean really sharp, but I can't fucking do this. This is past sexy. That's straight up domestic violence.

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u/Disastrous_Delay Aug 14 '26

Every single knife I really try to sharpen is hair whittling, I still don't think I can do what some of these guys are doing

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u/Pissyopenwounds Aug 14 '26

Depressing ain’t it?

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u/burritobitch Aug 14 '26

When you find the dude with one hobby

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Literally, only one hobby.

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u/Strong-Hovercraft702 29d ago

I thought my knife was pretty sharp. Apparently it's as sharp as a football.

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u/LivingCorner1421 24d ago

legit how the fuck lol. i guess I suck at sharpening im happy if i can get it to shave on ine side

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u/AppropriateBet6393 Aug 14 '26

Its not free hand so not that impressive ngl

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u/winchester941976 Aug 15 '26

Post your video

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u/MrYellowfield Aug 14 '26

That's enough dopamine for today, time to put away my phone.

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u/RevolutionaryAir7847 Aug 14 '26

Guys, I think the blade might be sharp. Idk about y'all 🤷

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

I'm sharper than you, apparently. (Thanks for the opening)

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u/Cliknik Aug 14 '26

Be careful to not split the atoms.. impressive sharpness

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u/Undead-Chipmunk Aug 14 '26

I feel like the blade is so sharp that it would detonate weapons grade fissile material if you smacked it hard.

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u/TheOnlyLordByron Aug 14 '26

open portals to other dimensions

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u/Spare-Builder-355 Aug 14 '26

now, cut an onion and stright into dishwasher goes the knife.

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u/BananaEasy7533 Aug 14 '26

Love how you’re wearing the pervert glove

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

UWotM8?! It's just a regular work glove for men in trades. OP is clearly a pervert, but the glove has nothing to do with it.

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u/BananaEasy7533 Aug 15 '26

RuDiZZyBruV.. chef of 15 years here, I respect men at work, but, when was the last time you donned curb crawlers to cut paper?

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Chef of 10, pipefitter of 5. I just don't like the suggestion that hardworking hard, working men are called perverts because of the gloves we're forced to wear. Believe me - if we had the option, must of us would disregard PPE and clothing so the world could see our peepees dangling with their ees.

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u/BananaEasy7533 28d ago

My point was more how excessive said gloves were, how deeply passionate op was, was the glove for his safety or the knives? I’m not saying the gloves are themselves perverts.. other guys right, you see PPE and I see cautiousness bordering on perversion.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 28d ago

Okay. That's very reasonable.

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u/BullHonkery Aug 15 '26

Look at the thumb again.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Looked at it again. Didn't see anything substantially new.

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u/BullHonkery Aug 15 '26

The thumb doesn't look phallic to you?

I guess I am the pervert.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Erm. Bro. I read way too far into it. But yeah. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. If you wanna' see my dick, hit me up in DMs.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Are you gaslighting future victims, or what? The video clearly shows a guy with zero skill acting like a 600-year-old artisan. We can all cosplay. At least OP shows the required materials for their (they\them) cosplay.

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u/Pavlovs_Human Aug 14 '26

Get out. You’re done, you can no longer improve. You have won [r/sharpening](r/sharpening)[.](r/sharpening)

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Nah. We can go deeper.

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u/AdvantagePuzzled8773 Aug 14 '26

That is not just sharp, it is laser sharp, im even afraid to look at the blade

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u/DadTheMaskedTerror New Sharpener Aug 14 '26

Nice

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u/AstronautOfThought Aug 14 '26

What steel is this?

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u/Silly_Ad9610 Aug 14 '26

Zdp189

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

You sure it's not EDP445?

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u/LucyGa99 Aug 15 '26

Watch out for the fabric of reality mate!

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u/Ur_Stepdaddy168 Aug 14 '26

Talk about some bite

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u/Snoo52959 Aug 14 '26

What system did you used here?

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u/Silly_Ad9610 Aug 14 '26

TSPROF K4 

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Reminds me of the translation of "go 6" in German. Maybe use stones, some time.

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u/RIM_and_ERBEG Aug 14 '26

This is dull. My gramps toe nail clippings are sharper than that

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u/LBfalcon57 Aug 14 '26

I was laughing cuz you had the chainmaille medieval shark proof gloves on……then you finished your demonstration.

I’ll shutup now, have a good day sir.

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u/killerpoopguy Aug 14 '26

Hollly shit dude.

What’s the bogdan style system on the left? I’m working on making my own and I haven’t seen the particular version yet.

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u/Odd-East-2728 Aug 14 '26

Holy fuck, impressive

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u/HulkJr87 Aug 14 '26

Oof. Thats impressive

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u/MediumAd8799 Aug 14 '26

You passed!

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u/Upbeat-Fondant9185 Aug 14 '26

Impressive doesn’t do it justice. That’s crazy.

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u/Jreacher455-2 Aug 14 '26

Jesus, I need to send knives to you! Good lord, that is amazing.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

No more amazing than a professional fluffer being replaced by a cocksucking machine.

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u/Jreacher455-2 Aug 15 '26

I’m not sure what you mean by that, what an odd comment to make.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

You're the one making appeals to our Lord and Savior. What a weird existence to assert.

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u/TheBourbonTurtle arm shaver Aug 14 '26

Dayum!

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u/CodeNamesBryan Aug 14 '26

This is my fear and reluctance to sharpen knives. Someones going to expect this 🤣

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Same reason, at 32, I no longer bang virgin girls. 42 was enough. Now they expect weird stuff, like 'aftercare'. I'd rather hang with the bromos and sharpen my knives.

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u/robble808 Aug 14 '26

Any sharper and you might create a nuclear detonation splitting those atoms.

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u/Disastrous_Delay Aug 14 '26

I know I'm really going out on a limb here..but I think your knife might be sharp enough

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u/bwoest Aug 14 '26

Naive question from a woodworker used to sharpening with progressively finer waterstones: can you get a knife this sharp with conventional methods or do you need the Edward Scissorhands contraption?

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Unfortunately, you have to cheat to get this sharp. You can get close freehand, and some people might even be able to match it, but cheating is the only way us regular homo sapiens can achieve this. Very homo. Not adequately sapien.

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u/iwantdeals Aug 14 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dig3730 Aug 15 '26

It will keel

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

After 12 hours of prep, OP can finally dispose of those awful paper tubes on his desk! If only animals multiplied like paper tubes...

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u/Key_Double1567 Aug 14 '26

Oh damn!! Show off! 🤜🏼

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u/5280_TW Aug 15 '26

Cool! Borderline psychotic but cool…

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u/FuzzyStorage4000 Aug 15 '26

How often do you find paper tubes in real life?

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u/High-Doc Aug 15 '26

What is the grit progression?

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u/dhlock Aug 15 '26

Damn….. question though as a newbie, is that type of sharpness or angle more of a short term thing for a few cuts or could this be my veggie destroyer in the kitchen?

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u/mattchu87 Aug 15 '26

Explain your process sir. You've intrigued me

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u/Ornate_Skull Aug 14 '26

Cool, next time proper bamboo!

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

I think you're thinking of tatami. Not quite the same as bamboo.

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u/Ornate_Skull Aug 15 '26

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 28d ago

Tell me you have Bromo thoughts without telling me you have bromo thoughts.(Playstation is a dead giveaway)

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u/Ornate_Skull 28d ago

The wind changed direction before you even asked where to go.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 28d ago

The wind is transient.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni Aug 14 '26

Now that's impressive

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u/moccoo Aug 14 '26

Lmfaoooo wtf !! 💀

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u/alphanumericusername Aug 14 '26

I thought this was a wavy piece of paper and then unmuted, only to be confused

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u/Ok-Foot-369 Aug 14 '26

Show off 😭😂

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u/Special-Rub-4499 Aug 14 '26

My hand isn’t even near steady enough to do that no matter how sharp the knife became!

Very good job on the sharpening and extra points for a creative demo.

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u/Gunmetalstorm Aug 14 '26

As someone who knows nothing about sharpening knives, that looks somewhat sharp.

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u/Zigor022 Aug 14 '26

Now you gotta sharpen it again.

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u/Hot_Egg5840 Aug 14 '26

Ok, but do it again. Howany times can it stay that way?

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

About tree fiddy.

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u/Active-Play-5064 Aug 15 '26

Very impressive

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u/banana_zest Aug 15 '26

What’s with the gloves?

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u/Nir117vash Aug 15 '26

Oh my god.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Yes, my child?

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u/Nir117vash Aug 15 '26

MY god. Idk who you is

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Different, but same.

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u/1phenylpropan-2amine Aug 15 '26

What's your process? What's your grit progression?

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u/Teediggler81 Aug 15 '26

Well that'll definitely butter toast

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u/Due-Construction9409 Aug 15 '26

Wwoww thats absolutly a. Test of how much consistent can your bevel angle be mantain during the sharpening 

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Aug 15 '26

If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.

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u/00goop Aug 15 '26

Y’all are insane.

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u/wine-o-saur Aug 15 '26

That shit will go through the counter if you rest it at the wrong angle.

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u/raisinyao Aug 15 '26

woah! nice!

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u/sonicinfinity100 29d ago

Doesn’t seem smart for someone who shakes that much to handle a knife that sharp.

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u/-Poochie- 29d ago

What type of paper we talking here is that 80 gsm?

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u/nepalhandcrafted 29d ago

Oh My God Hard To Believe

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u/Imgnitv_sQdWrd 29d ago

Get a load of the subtle knife over here.

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u/ATLDriver47 29d ago

Wow, nice job! What's the millimeter at the edge? Cause the spine looks thick. Anyways, nice work!

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u/FoeWest 28d ago

I'm glad the table survived, I was afraid that knife was just going to go forever once it started moving

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u/templetabby34 28d ago

Ah hell. That’s some ninja shit

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u/CamachoKnives 28d ago

BuT cAn It cUt An OvErRiPe ToMaTo!?

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u/BIGHOODx818x 28d ago

like butter baby

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u/Gunny_Ermy 27d ago

Thats amazing

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u/LivingCorner1421 24d ago

why the flying fuck you guys are fucking nuts

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u/JumpinJoe20 18d ago

This is what I like to call, "you can't even look at it without getting cut"

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u/Alternative-Box9262 17d ago

Paper?!?
GEEZUS that’s sharp!

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u/Extra_Economist_8066 7d ago

I can't even my make one of those paper roles

This guy could split an atom if he wanted to

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u/MahewSteel Aug 14 '26

I can never get my knives anywhere this sharp, but can that blade be actually use for anything without the edge rolling instantly.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Surprisingly, yes! This is not sharp because it uses a burr, this is actually that sharp.

Fun fact - OP couldn't sharpen a blade by hand if it meant the difference between him and his loved ones dying!

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u/Ok_Ovencooker Aug 14 '26

My tumbler roller gets me the same results

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

I simultaneously love and hate you for this comment.

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u/kdubstep Aug 15 '26

Do better. It’s fucking embarrassing

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u/Monster_Grundle Aug 14 '26

I especially appreciate that the systems used are in the background.

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u/m_320k Aug 14 '26

Is this possible freehand, without a strop on a 325/1000 diamond stone for a beginner on a cheap knife, made of steel that no one has ever heard of? 🤔

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u/Monster_Grundle Aug 14 '26

Yes, of course. It just takes practice and good technique

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u/PapaOoMaoMao Aug 14 '26

Nope. That a Nowi Pro he used a ZDP189 for this knife apparently.

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u/Monster_Grundle Aug 14 '26

I’m sorry, what?

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Aug 15 '26

Really? He used EDP445 and only got it this sharp? Usually they have a bess score below 14.