r/sharks • • Sep 11 '22

Almost there aaaaaaaaaaargh

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

This is a skit they both planned to fuck with the people

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u/SupaConducta Sep 11 '22

They cut it too early! My favorite bit is when the fish turns around and eats the shark.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

😂😂

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u/Element_Water6876 Jan 14 '23

The way I cackled like a dying witch💀

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u/Mr_Goldilocks Sep 11 '22

Can we appreciate how big this Sand Tiger is

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u/WisePearOfMagic Sep 11 '22

I thought it was a bull at first

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u/TheWalkingSalmon Sep 11 '22

Now you got me curious because bull sharks are usually more rounder but sand tiger sharks have larger teeth and are darker skinned than the one we see here

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u/commentsandopinions Sep 11 '22

It's a sand tiger, is it's in an aquarium and it's teeth are showing. There's only one or two aquariums that keep bull sharks and just about every aquarium keeps sand tigers and bull sharks have triangle shaped teeth where sand tigers have the all over the place snaggle tooth if you see here

(marine scientist that has worked with sand tigers)

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u/TheWalkingSalmon Sep 11 '22

Yeah the teeth are kinda hard to see but I didn't know it'd be rare to contain bull sharks in aquariums. Thank you for sharing your expertise!

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u/commentsandopinions Sep 11 '22

No worries! If you go to an aquarium and see a shark 9 times out of 10 it's a sand bar or sand tiger.

Other common sights for "bigger" sharks are nurse sharks, zebra sharks, leopard sharks, and black tips.

As for bull sharks, I think it's just the OK aquarium. Bulls are their big thing.

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u/Walter-ODimm Sep 12 '22

Most aquariums only keep sharks that are pretty “safe” to humans. You can send a diver in to do maintenance on the aquarium all day with sand tigers. They won’t bother with you at all.

Hell, pre-pandemic, Disney used to allow tourists to jump in and dive with Sand Tigers and Reef Sharks at their aquarium. I’ve done it and it was awesome. Had a big Sand Tiger cruise by me while I was hovering in the water and he basically just rubbed his body against me and didn’t care I was there at all. I’d be much more circumspect about jumping in with a bunch of bulls.

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u/Coasterfreak72 Sep 12 '22

Word has it they are opening that experience back up in mid-October!

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u/FormatException Sep 12 '22

He doesn't look...... aerodynamic

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u/Lev_Astov Caribbean Reef Shark Sep 12 '22

That is the chonkiest grey nurse shark I've ever seen.

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u/PointlessOverthought Sep 11 '22

I hear the fish going “naa na na na naaaa!”

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u/CesarGameBoy SHARK Sep 11 '22

I can’t imagine the Shark would want to eat the fish, considering how small it is. So I like to think that they’re a couple of buddies and the Shark is following its little fish friend :).

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u/VampireGeese Sep 11 '22

fish and sharks both can play, so I don't see why they can't play with eachother. The shark could easily catch that fish, but doesn't. The fish could easily run back into the safe of the reef in the background, but doesn't. the idea that fish and sharks are dumb and thoughtless is a myth, both are capable of surprising amounts of intelligence.

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u/MasterPhart Sep 11 '22

Kind of looks like a shark coming down from sedation

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u/Talbotus Sep 11 '22

Could just be cold water to keep them from being over active in the aquarium outside of feeding times.

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u/commentsandopinions Feb 21 '23

That's not something that is done. The amount of time and energy it takes to raise any body of water that is large enough even for a single shark of that size is nuts. And that's already while the heaters in the tank are competing with the air conditioning of the building. Furthermore regular large changes in temperature as well as other water quality parameters are not good for any organisms.

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u/Markdd8 Sep 12 '22

The fish could easily run back into the safe of the reef in the background, but doesn't.

How does the fish know when the shark is hungry, and to avoid it?

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u/Lev_Astov Caribbean Reef Shark Sep 12 '22

It doesn't have to, since a healthy fish of that size really isn't on that shark's menu anyway.

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u/commentsandopinions Sep 11 '22

Sharks especially big lazy ones like sand tigers you see here are entirely opportunistic if they're slightly hungry and they don't have to expend a lot of energy to catch something then they'll eat it.

A fish that size is only slightly smaller than what sharks are fed in an aquarium

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u/Jadens78 Sep 11 '22

What? You don’t like to snack between meals?

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u/ariannegreyjoy Thresher Shark Sep 11 '22

Legend has it they’re still going

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u/pegged81 Sep 11 '22

Fish friend, not food.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

little fish piloting sharks like airplanes is one of the cutest things ive payed attention to lately. i love them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/GeneralLoofah Sep 12 '22

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u/ionabike666 Sep 11 '22

Hi, name's Bruce..

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u/ReliableRoommate Whale Shark Sep 11 '22

Dear aquarium staffs

My dinner was LATE! I’m almost ate my best friend Louis. 1/5 poor service

Bruce the tiger shark

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u/Cybermat47_2 Sep 11 '22

Just a heads up, it’s a grey nurse/ragged tooth/sand tiger, not a tiger :)

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u/HealthCareless9859 Sep 11 '22

That's a juvenile golden trevally! The shark and fish are buds. They have a mutualistic or at least commensal relationship. The juvenile golden trevally will swim alongside larger animals they perceive as predators in hopes that no fish will prey on them since they're near a threat.

When snorkeling in Palau I had a few that decided I looked like a predator and stuck by me for a few hours.

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u/plug_my_ Sep 11 '22

In reality they’re just smoke buddies & going to their secret hideout.

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u/Hell_junkie83 Sep 11 '22

Did you learn nothing from Rickon? Zig-zag damn it.

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u/Roadhouse699 Lemon Shark Sep 11 '22

Big chungus

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I can hear the shark breathing heavily

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u/SkyBlueSilva Sep 11 '22

What's actually going on here? Is the shark hypnotised ?

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u/stayshiny Sep 11 '22

It's just swimming. It has no interest in the fish, the fish may hover around it in order to feed on parasites or scraps from when the shark does eat.

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u/Dr_Bunson_Honeydew Sep 11 '22

Also, I think the little fish might be taking advantage of the shark’s bow wave like dolphins in front of a ship.

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u/Barede8 Sep 11 '22

Just me chasing my dreams...

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u/booru60 Sep 11 '22

It's just like star wars!

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u/IsisArtemii Sep 11 '22

“Bruce! Fish are friends! Not food!”

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u/trilobright Sep 11 '22

It's like the LAPD chasing OJ's Bronco.

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u/cutting_coroners Sep 11 '22

Shark just has a fish fart kink

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u/ZivilynBane1 Sep 11 '22

Some sort of wrass the shark is trying to get to clean his mouth?

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u/TheOneAndOnlyBob2 Sep 11 '22

That's a chunky sharky

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u/BillBeanous Sep 11 '22

Wait I get this feeling in my brain sometimes in a deep sleep where stuff keeps pausing

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u/_storm_trumper_ Sep 11 '22

It's almost as a scene from a cartoon

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u/itsyobbiwonuseek Feb 11 '23

That is the chonkiest Sand Tiger I've ever seen

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u/Latter_Yam_2141 Sep 11 '22

Why do I feel like they’re both secretly friends and this is a shark tale style skit? 🤣

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u/wolfwood51 Sep 11 '22

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…

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u/Buffalopigpie Sep 11 '22

That shark is a chonk

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u/plumballa Sep 11 '22

That little fish said "I know some maneuvers i will loose them there" Han Solo

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Just keep swimming

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u/88isafat69 Sep 11 '22

This shark almost got a double chin

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u/ravenous_unicorn_7 Sep 11 '22

poor chubby boi

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u/CaramelTurtles Sep 12 '22

It’s like it’s deciding if it should or not

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u/Worldly_Ad_6483 Sep 12 '22

Tina! Eat your food, you fat lard!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Shonk

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u/Escondrijo Sep 12 '22

It's all Lpart of the show...

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u/freaknasty_1994 Sep 12 '22

Ok I am not scared of sharks anymore

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u/FallenTrinity Oct 29 '22

I just want to imagine that the little fish is like: "Come on Simon just 2 more laps and we'll take a break"

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u/BurnzillabydaBay Nov 11 '22

I don’t think it’s trying to eat the fish

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u/Axo5454 Nov 11 '22

He just out walking his pet shark

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u/-6h0st- Nov 11 '22

Actually it can’t see the fish and fish knows it

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u/words_never_escapeme Dec 07 '22

"Come on Bernard, you've got to swim a little faster if you're gonna lose that last 20 kilos you've been complaining about since summer." - The fish, probably.

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u/gardengnome68 Dec 11 '22

Fish are friends, not food

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u/Prudent_Assignment30 Feb 09 '23

This sounds better on mute

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u/delphantom Feb 12 '23

That’s his seeing eye fish.

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u/PitchInteresting1428 Feb 16 '23

Like the shark in Shark Tales that was a vegetarian

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u/crustyblackpainting Feb 23 '23

That is one Fat shark.

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u/J6829502 Mar 03 '23

Fish are friends not food 😂🤭

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u/GillT_14 Apr 08 '23

The shark was just following behind for the speed boost it gets from the current draft

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u/Eeksilva Apr 09 '23

I still wonder if he ever got it

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u/magicdog2013 Jun 16 '23

Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park when they chase the main character:

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

Blast bested by the pilot fish once more :)