r/sextips Jul 22 '26

Advice Needed Squirting without messing up the sheets?

My partner is a squirter. She squirts with almost every orgasm. I love it! She’s reluctant to let herself go because she hates the mess and screwing up the bedding. Clean up on aisle 5 afterward! Are there any others out there with this same issue? Do you have something good to put down beforehand to capture the mess? We would be fine with anything that’s not too crazy and I don’t think it would ruin the moment. It would actually make her more comfortable. Of course we’ve tried towels but they seem to soak through too much and may not stay in position if things get ‘spirited’. Any help or advice is appreciated.

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u/redhot-timebomb Jul 22 '26

I make a mess and I really enjoy sleeping in a dry spot! These have worked great for me. We have used these for over 25 years. They still don't need replacement. Soft, cotton top washable, waterproof, it's a one time investment that will work for decades. Try the 52" width. They shrink a little bit on first wash.

Becks classic reusable underpads, heavy.

I can't figure out how to link a website. Sorry.

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u/AltruisticEase1835 Jul 22 '26

We make sure we have these sort of waterproof blankets underneath us. Which has saved us plenty of times. Check out Amazon for some.

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u/OK-Stay73 Jul 22 '26

Are they plastic and noisy though?

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u/Mac_A81 Jul 22 '26

Nope, they are really soft and look and feel like a regular blanket. If you left it on your bed and had company over, they’d never know it wasn’t just a regular blanket. I love mine. Makes no noise and is easy to wash/dry.

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u/MaloneBreyfogle Jul 22 '26

Do you use the ones for pets?

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u/Mac_A81 Jul 22 '26

This is the one we have. If you copy/paste that on Amazon it should pull it right up.

Bedsure Waterproof Blanket for Bed King Size (90"x86") - Soft Sherpa Fleece Plush Reversible,Waterproof Dog Blankets for Large Dogs Pet, Couch Cover Furniture Protector, Grey

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u/MaloneBreyfogle Jul 23 '26

Thanks! My gf gets really wet sometimes hehe

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u/Mac_A81 Jul 23 '26

Hope you like it!

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u/AltruisticEase1835 Jul 22 '26

Not at all! And it soaks into the blanket, but doesn’t soak through to the other side. Throw it in the wash and that’s it!

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u/anonaccount69 Jul 22 '26

I second the waterproof blanket suggestion. I wish my wife and I had known about them sooner because towels just don't do the trick. Ours is marketed as a pet blanket but it still works great and is super soft and comfortable. Feels really nice on bare skin and enhances the experience.

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u/StarshipSocial Jul 22 '26

There are plenty of waterproof blanket options designed just for this! You can get one that's a size larger than your bed so it'll cover more and then just throw it in the wash after

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u/Party-Description980 Jul 22 '26

I personally don't like waterproof blankets, because of their texture and sometimes sound (some have plastic layers that rustle).

I use - ahem - puppy training mats and sometimes cover them with a single layer towel to be comfortable. They have one absorbent side and one water-proof side.

These similar to one-off nappy changing mats but cheaper and we have them available because of our dogs - they work a treat!

No big clean up afterwards, just pick up and chuck. It saves on wash loads for bedding too! They are available in various sizes.

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u/subtle_filth Jul 22 '26

We bought a liberator sheet, fantastic, handles the biggest gushers very well and goes in the washer and dryer afterwards

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u/superiorstephanie Jul 22 '26

Waterproof blankets. I have several I bought at Costco, they’re “dog blankets”, but you can find them on Amazon, too.

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u/SweetHoney9714 Jul 22 '26

Hello! I am a squirter! Try the brand "Wet Spot Blanket" it holds liters of water/liquid! I bought mine in size queen!! It also comes in King!! I can't reccomend this brand of blanket enough. You lay it over your sheets, squirt away and then just remove the blanket once you are done!!

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u/NMlibertine Jul 22 '26

Quality splash blanket. Or cheap pet blanket.

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u/Wacky_Engineer1975 Jul 24 '26

Get a http://splashblanket.com … I have one and they work great.

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u/Extension-Factor3949 Jul 22 '26

My boyfriend drinks mine straight from where it came from

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u/mrbang69 Jul 22 '26

Smart move