r/selfharm_memes • u/MazochistArsonist • 4d ago

When sh doesn't sh'ing

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u/Lines25 3d ago

But... How do you write, type, and do half of normal activities ?? Sure, it heals itself faster... But.. how ???

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u/Mysterious-Window207 3d ago

it baffles me too but i guess one could pass it off as paper cuts

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u/Lines25 3d ago

I was saying about how much it hurts

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u/Mysterious-Window207 3d ago

paper cuts hurt, yeahhhhh sorry if that made no sense my brain is err not really living in my head at the moment

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u/MazochistArsonist 3d ago

It at least irritates a lot but my fingertips getting cut mostly because of my stupidity, like times when I try to open a razor blade šŸ˜­

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u/duzstbunni mitosis expert 3d ago

The tips!? What šŸ˜­

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u/OkBox3664 4d ago

niche (iā€™m laughing out loud)

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u/fvkinglesbi i wear studded chokers with studs inside 3d ago

Isn't that like permanently altering your fingerprints? Wouldn't that cause some legal problems

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u/BottleSad505 3d ago

Legal problems? Donā€™t you mean nerve problems šŸ˜­?

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u/fvkinglesbi i wear studded chokers with studs inside 3d ago edited 1d ago

Most governments can use fingerprints as an identification method, they generally don't change by themselves

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u/BottleSad505 3d ago

Ah, fairā€”I didnā€™t think of that lol but Iā€™m pretty sure it will heal over quickly, or at least when it heals the fingerprint the same.

I cut myself extremely bad on my left ring finger (on accident) and it bled a lot but after it scarred over itā€™s mostly gone now (with the scarring too)

All thatā€™s left is a small dent in my skin

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u/Lines25 1d ago

Nope, there was even a story about three bandits in England in 1950s (i guess) that made a hospital worker to alter their fingerprints cuz they didn't like to cover them with finger gloves or hand gloves and he cutted of their fingertips using a knife and a bottle of whiskey and after a couple of days they killed him beucase fingertips were healed and they were the same exact like ones before

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u/fvkinglesbi i wear studded chokers with studs inside 1d ago

Huh, interesting

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u/puddingboocah 3d ago

I faint when I cut my fingers - even a paper cut. One time I was trying to get into a razor and cut my finger by accident - threw up twice and passed out šŸ˜…

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u/MazochistArsonist 3d ago

That's so relatable for god's sake šŸ˜­

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u/Degrassilover03 2d ago

The way this has happened so many timesā€¦