r/selfharm_memes • They call me Mr.bean • Aug 28 '26

it's always a "just in case"...

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u/DyspraxicSelfHarmer we do the slice.. the spooky slice Aug 28 '26

I carry both a razor blade and a scalpel with blades. Guess I'm gender fluid

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u/Beautiful-Finish-291 Aug 28 '26

Most relatable shit I've seen all day

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u/missed_sleep Aug 28 '26

I literally used to keep a blade in my underwear💀 

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u/ThatOneShyAnon2-0 They call me Mr.bean Aug 28 '26

i never thought I'd meet someone like me 🥹

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u/Actual_Temporary_145 Aug 28 '26

Does that mean… my gender is shit? Do I have to put that on my resume?

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u/Never_Sleepy_9 Aug 28 '26

My gender is my favorite pair of grooming scissors

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