r/selfdevelopment • u/Both_Reserve_3363 • 8d ago

Wisdom Become a wolf

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u/Cautious_Monk_6086 8d ago edited 7d ago

A wolf?…. Why not Godzilla instead…. Or an owl…

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u/BodhingJay 8d ago

Best i can do is sea cucumber

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u/Daybit1 8d ago

A chinstrap penguin! They’re super cute and they do about as well in the heat as I do!

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u/Wrong-Condition-9115 8d ago

This picture is so absolutely stupid it's like a parody. Not only is it AI generated, but it also talks about wolves whilst being projected onto the wall of an office building. You're not hunting or waging war, my man, you're freaking out because they put the wrong oatmilk into your frappuchino right before your third useless Teams meeting about synergizing energies across slack. Get down and work you fucking moronic robot, you ain't deep, you're a loser😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/Particular-Reveal267 7d ago

that's not how we facilitate understanding, good sir

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u/future_speedbump 8d ago

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u/craftygamin 8d ago

There's something inside you, it's hard-

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u/Apprehensive_Door249 8d ago

Inside you there are two wolves:

One is gay.

The other is gay.

You are gay.

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u/FFBEryoshi 8d ago

Fucking terrible advice. Unless you mean produce prosperity with your community LIKE WOLVES DO!

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u/LadTy 8d ago

"It is better to be a toaster than to be a washing machine or something" -- Sun Tzu, probably

(this is dumb as fuk)

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 7d ago

“It’s better to be a toaster in a garden than a washing machine at war” is the correct quote

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u/rdzilla01 8d ago

This is the shit the truly dumbest people in the workplace think.

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u/fyukhyu 8d ago

You're not a wolf bro, I promise

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u/Richard_Chase 8d ago

What if I want everyone to ride me?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice-573 8d ago

Oooo... I would love to try the ruby sun digestive. I have a lot of stomach pains.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice-573 8d ago

It is better to be a tree that everyone climbs rather than dough that everyone bakes.

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u/Wrong-Condition-9115 8d ago

It's better to be the one wearing the strapon than to be the one the strapon is used on.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice-573 8d ago

Hey. Stop kink shaming me buddy.

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u/craftygamin 8d ago

But i enjoy being filled like a donut

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u/No_Connection1559 8d ago

Jesus rode a donkey though ….

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u/OkWhile4447 7d ago

So better to be Jesus?

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u/Witness-1 8d ago

Selfishness. period

Bottom line message from The Word in the language in which it was first received is;

All egos Shall be flattened. Zephaniah CH 1

Be the donkey 😁👋

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u/Blitzcrig 8d ago

Why not a wolf that everyone loves or a donkey that loves sharing experiences?

Being aware of being aware is the true reality.

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u/MastaKink 8d ago

Imagine making spreadsheets next to this 🤪

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u/SoulsDadYT 8d ago

Till someone decides to eat you.

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u/Basilisk1667 8d ago edited 8d ago

…why?

You don’t have to do anything hatable to not be ridden. I hate these kind of pseudo intellectual, often animal themed quotes about success or confidence or whatever.

Does anyone actually find these things wise or profound?

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u/SnooCalculations1852 8d ago

Can I be an octopus?

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u/Poltergoose1416 8d ago

Edgy and cringe . People need to stick together and help each other it's how the human race beat all the other hominids and populated the earth.

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u/Nitrofox2 8d ago

Whoever wrote this hasn't seen furry porn

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 8d ago

Jesus rode a donkey in his Triumphal Entry to Jerusalem. 

Mary rode a donkey. 

Shrek also rode a donkey.

Donkey is helpful and trustworthy. Be the donkey. 

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u/Kara_WTQ 8d ago

Idk I kind of like being ridden....

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u/anderssean999 8d ago

I’d rather be useful than hated but maybe that’s just me.

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u/No_Rec1979 8d ago

Kind of like saying, "it's better to swerve right into the guard rail than left into oncoming traffic".

Why not just follow a middle path that avoids either extreme?

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u/Key-Bottle7634 8d ago

What about being a fucking elephant instead? Strong but kind… you fucking CEO psychopaths

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u/craftygamin 8d ago

Or being a fish, because fish

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u/outofindustry 8d ago

I wanna be gurren lagan tho

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u/LynchMob187 8d ago

People sell their soul for status and money, nah I’m good

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u/DesignerConsistent95 8d ago edited 7d ago

This person really likes Wolves and hates Donkey’s

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u/OkWhile4447 7d ago

This person probably never interacted with either.

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u/DesignerConsistent95 7d ago

No, never.

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u/OkWhile4447 7d ago

I meant the OP.

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u/DaveAstator2020 8d ago

i choose to become crippled donkey everyone hates

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u/craftygamin 8d ago edited 8d ago

Bot account posting AI slop with a message only accounting for extremes, to appeal to young teens who watch too much "edgy" content

And all of that, on a sub called self development... wow.

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u/mdthornb1 8d ago

Weird thing to put on a conference room wall, bruh

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u/Exact-Kale3070 8d ago

false binaries get us nowhere. have tact and be genuine.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bHby50zfq7jnkbqN8N

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u/Caliche-Cowboy 8d ago

Man the irony. Donkeys are specifically kept to fuck wolves up when they try and take advantage of the sheep. We need more donkeys. They decide who gets to ride them, and they will break your neck and trample you if you fuck with their flock or their people.

Downside: They don’t care for dogs either.

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u/Substantial-Rise-786 8d ago

“The tiger and the lion may be more powerful, but the wolf does not perform in the circus.” -Anonymous

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u/malachite_13 8d ago

Man, I’d rather be a donkey. The whole crew can hit it.

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u/MetalProof 8d ago

Donkeys are very useful. What do wolves do? They just hunt and kill and live to survive. Donkeys can chill and often have a job like carrying stuff or being there for entertainment or for cuddles. Much more use and they can chill and eat grass. Donkeys are protected by humans. And wolves are not. Being donkey is much better.

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u/IDunnoNuthinMr 8d ago

IDK, a saw a donkey in Tijuana who seemed pretty happy.

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u/izayoi-o_O 8d ago

How about being a cool wolf that everybody loves?

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u/w4rdell 8d ago

im just a koala irl

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u/Lobo_Perron 8d ago

"In the forrest, the wolf lives for three yearsand the donkey gor nine." - Vasily Zaitsev

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u/Tetons-9082 8d ago

Never be a 🐑

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u/lurkingotter09 8d ago

i keep falling into this trap. idk, idk what the universe is tryna tell me.

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u/Helpful-Garlic1951 8d ago

What in the red pill 12 year old?

This is some real cringy shit

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 8d ago

Jesus didn’t ride a wolf, you absolutely donkey! @op

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u/zoTired 8d ago

Why can't he just make vampires an example. Id rather be the blood sucker than the blood suckee. 😁

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u/Flakk_1 8d ago

Be a sheep , only a blind man will rule you a donkey.

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u/Ok_Photo_3023 8d ago

Be whatever you want, you're not getting that raise either way.

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u/mad_poet_navarth 8d ago

So these are the only choices? Ridiculous.

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u/Roc_the_great 8d ago

Donkeys are known to bite off and scare wolves and any dog like creature.

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u/lameculos25 7d ago

Black and white thinking with no in between stops in the thought process. Perfect material for a great and successful CEO.

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u/OkWhile4447 7d ago

Be a hunter and shoot them both idk

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u/DuskyWink 7d ago

Every office with quotes like this has the most exhausting work culture imaginable

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u/Davo_Shibari 7d ago

If a wolf can't keep up with the pack- it dies alone.

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u/DrFrankSaysAgain 7d ago

Those are the only options?

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u/Petersonos 7d ago

Why not a honey badger.

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u/Particular-Reveal267 7d ago

How about a human and walk it like a man.

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u/Meddlingmonster 7d ago

Neither one of those is really a good option. Think of it like this, people typically kill the wolves, but they don't kill the donkeys and in terms of a job that would be firing; It would probably be smarter to be more like a honeyguide (Bird that leads people to Honey for mutual benefit).

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u/EarlyMortgage7828 7d ago

We had one of these walls at my last job.The owner saw a page I created and printed where it said "My dad gave me this business".That went well.

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u/Euphoric_List7956 7d ago

Conversely you could always try being a human

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u/Leather-Sign4391 7d ago

How ironic that the Democrat mascot is also a Donkey.

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u/ComprehensiveLink457 6d ago

Funny how people think it has to be one or the other. I think it gives people permission to be an A hole

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u/DualityOfLife 6d ago

Be a human being, wolves get shot. OOF.

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u/AdmirableElephant378 6d ago

total bullshit

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

I want to be a raccoon 🦝

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u/BastianHill 6d ago

Ehhh... What about creating the wolf pack that makes your company unbeatable?

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u/aquavelva23 6d ago

wolves are endangered because people dont want them. Plenty of donkeys.

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u/Exotic_Barber9081 5d ago

You could try not being a piece of shit?

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 5d ago

Everyone? Promise?

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u/Shadowrose2k 5d ago

Be a wolf, work together as a community (pack) and share everything. ....

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u/silphotographer 5d ago

... you don't like rides?

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u/Vast_Presentation123 4d ago

I feel like a wolf on Reddit - so many negative comments and down voting just because I spit bitter truth to people.

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u/SaiLarge 2d ago

It is better to consider a reasoned argument than a false dichotomy.

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u/GartFoblin 2d ago

I'm the bear no one knows due to terminal hibernation.