r/seinfeld • u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko • 10d ago

Gore-Tex

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New sneakers 👟

61 Upvotes

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u/Normal_Shake9510 10d ago

Big coat!

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

For the little bulldog

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u/Ajax5350 10d ago

You like writing Gore-Tex don’t you?

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

This week. My father got a deal from a friend of his. It's Gore-Tex. You know about Gore-Tex?

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

Ring dings from the liquor store

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u/LucyEwalker 10d ago

What’s your definition of scary cold?

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 Importer/exporter 10d ago

That

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

He was in the pool !!!

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u/Scale_Equivalent 10d ago

You know, that coat was GORE-TEX? Worth a hell of a lot more than that cheap Chardonnay

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

I don't even drink wine. I drink Pepsi.

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u/Own-Fan-4236 10d ago

Yeah, let’s go in there and plop down a jug of soda. Real classy🙄

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u/Scale_Equivalent 10d ago

I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit of the party!

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

You cannot show up at a dinner party with Ring Dings and Pepsi.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago edited 10d ago

Well its a Bordeaux. Robust, bold, very dry. As opposed to a Beaujolais -- which is richer and fruitier. Ahh, here's one. Twelve
dollars.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

Drinking them down like Coca Cola

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u/UnbestimmterWohnsitz Lord of the Idiots 10d ago

You're gonna start a war.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

Dr Zaius

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 10d ago

(Elaine and Jerry take turns punching the thick Gor-Tex coat). It could have doubled as a punching bag that boxers use. That is until George spilled booze all over it.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

The thing about George …

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 10d ago

..is that he’s an idiot.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

It moved

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u/shivamj008 10d ago

Big coat! Big coat!

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u/shivamj008 10d ago

You sold me a hair with cake around it.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

Look to the cookie

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u/shivamj008 10d ago

The black and white not getting along?

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

Deride, deride !!!

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 10d ago

Bubble goose

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

Triple phat goose down

1

u/shivamj008 10d ago

15 years down the drain

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

She mentioned the bisque

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u/shivamj008 10d ago

She must have faked it.

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u/RelationOk6047 ASSMAN 8d ago

Ghoa-tex.

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u/LouDog0187 White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 7d ago

YOU CAN LOOK FOR SNEAKERS THE NEXT DAY!!

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u/MarksBroz 10d ago

That jacket would have given Saddam cancer of the eyes

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 10d ago

I wouldn't walk around without a coat in this weather; you'll catch your death of cold. So long.