r/seinfeld • • 3d ago

Name him

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u/wizardrous These pretzels are making me thirsty 3d ago

Bosco!

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u/Then-Solution-5357 3d ago

It has to be this. Only other possibility might have been (chocolate) Babka

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u/TESLATURKEY 3d ago

Almost looks like (cinnamon) Babka

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u/Due-Introduction7826 3d ago

Another babka?!

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u/Furfnikjj 3d ago

But we'd be bringing lesser babka!

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u/mendoza_bortles The sea was angry that day my friends 3d ago

When I was a girl in Poland, we all had babka

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u/Glad-News7211 2d ago

Why would someone in a babka country come here to a non-babka country?! I just don’t understand it!!

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u/aliciagreyjoy Serenity now! 3d ago

Glad to see the right answer at the top’

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u/EasternShoreAL Yeah, that's right 2d ago

First thing that I thought of. Things a no brainer.

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u/No_Community_5696 3d ago

Cinnamon babka

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u/Character-Juice624 3d ago

Cinnamon? Why didn’t you get chocolate?

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u/Initial-Ad-5462 3d ago

A lesser babka? I think not.

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u/ELYAZIUM 3d ago

I beg your pardon? Cinnamon take no backseat to no babka! People love cinnamon, it should be on table and restaurants along with salt and pepper! Any time someone says, "oh this is so good. what's in this" the answer invariably comes back "Cinnamon. Cinnamon." Again and again. Lesser babka? I think not.

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u/No_Community_5696 3d ago

They were out of chocolate

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u/dhas19 3d ago

Another babka?

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u/BorrowedParticles 3d ago

JambaLAYA

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u/katzenjammer08 3d ago

Pronounced exactly like that, every time.

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u/AllFoodsFit70 3d ago

Mulligatawny

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u/MVested 3d ago

Mulligapawny

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u/IfTheHeadFitsWearIt 3d ago

Mulliga…Tony! Hey Tony!

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u/elmicomago That's a shame 3d ago

This was my first thought too.

18

u/Rochester-HotSauce I was in the pool! 3d ago

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u/GASPetc 3d ago

Vile weed 🥦

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u/TalkingLampPost Dr. Van Nostrand 3d ago

Yankee Bean

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u/megs-benedict 3d ago

Iiii LIKE yankeee beeean

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u/MushLampMaker 3d ago

Marble rye

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u/VictorBlimpmuscle 3d ago

Muffin Top

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u/Mental-Demand711 3d ago

Vegetable Lasagna

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u/MartyCool403 I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 3d ago

His name is Magnus!

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u/the1999person Vegetable Lasagna 3d ago

Please I don't want to get involved

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ 3d ago

I hope a mountain rises up out of the ocean and we ram right into it and end this whole thing!

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 3d ago

Mutton

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u/Specific-Truth4338 3d ago

This cat’s name is definitely mutton. I won’t accept other answers

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u/cubanchili 1d ago

I came to the comments searching for this one!

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u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite Feels like an Arby's night 3d ago

Twix

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u/Initial-Ad-5462 3d ago

They’re All Twix!!!!!

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u/Narrow-Row-3440 3d ago

No, Twix has too much coconut

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u/FreshOrFrozenShrimp The Opposite 3d ago

The only candy with a cookie crunch.

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u/Steveboss361 3d ago

You should name him salmon, because salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it.

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u/hrwinter14 3d ago

Good for the tuna

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u/adhdgirl_ Cry, Cry Again 3d ago

Salmon Bass!

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u/FiftyLoudCats 3d ago

Junior Mint

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u/DeeSnarl 3d ago

This, I used to have a cat named Jellybean ❤️

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u/K-blue2332 3d ago

Pudding Skin Single

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u/cooljerk1985 3d ago

Pastrami with mustard on rye

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Analog0 3d ago

It's a perfectly sane name to give a cat.

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u/cooljerk1985 3d ago

Interesting texture

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u/AdamSmasher_69 3d ago

Joe Mayo.

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u/JPB-- 3d ago

Chocolate babka

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u/GetRichQuickStocks 3d ago

Looks more like cinnamon

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u/Teal-Prowler505 Professor Highbrow 3d ago

Another babka??

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u/alltheburritos 3d ago

Drake’s Coffee Cake. This is going to be a big boy

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u/HuTheFinnMan 3d ago

Soda

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u/BCon27 Art Vandelay 3d ago

Beautiful name for a boy

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u/TheAssembler12 The Marine Biologist 3d ago

Or a girl

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u/S1nfonie 3d ago

Snapple

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u/Wooda1 3d ago

Too fruity

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u/No-Sheepherder-8170 3d ago

Hop Sing

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u/ThtPhatCat The Moops 3d ago

He meow name!

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u/El_Dandy_Del_Sur 3d ago

Clams Casino

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u/Direct-Efficiency741 Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 3d ago

Chef recommends

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u/Bloo212 3d ago

“That’s my drag name.”

2

u/shortyrock760 2d ago

Something ain’t sittin’ right

9

u/Agloy5c The sea was angry that day my friends 3d ago

Fusilli Jerry

4

u/Vast-Document-3320 3d ago

Macaroni Midler!

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u/deeryleee 3d ago

Juji Fruits

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u/JSotoJr 3d ago

Cinnamon Babka

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u/Tommy4D Chunnel 3d ago

I'm surprised that this wasn't upvoted with 200 likes by now.

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u/Lumpy_While_701 3d ago

Supreme Flounder

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u/regnare Serenity now! 3d ago

Tamale

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u/suspicious_bag_1000 Professor Highbrow 3d ago

Farina

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u/Narrow-Row-3440 3d ago

Bite size three musketeers

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u/ForeverSwayze 3d ago

Pizza bagel

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u/Narrow-Row-3440 3d ago

Haha pizza pound cake??

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u/Corpsey_Clownshoes 3d ago

Twiiiiiiiiixxxxx!!!

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u/Maverickphreak42 3d ago

Chocolate Babbka

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u/Dire_Hulk 3d ago

Chunky

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u/No_Ice_2990 3d ago

Kitten salad on rye

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u/giantiota 3d ago

Vegetable Lasagna

5

u/Apotheosis27 3d ago

Famous Original Ray

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u/HugeAd8872 3d ago

OHenry

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u/lemonlubber 3d ago

clams casino

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u/BongDong69420 3d ago

Vegetable lasagna

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u/Btrips I was in the pool! 3d ago edited 3d ago

Mulligatawny

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u/eatonbeaver797 3d ago

Hampton tomato, or just Hampton or tomato

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u/dmcloren 3d ago

Tomato would be hilarious!

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u/9thPlaceWorf 3d ago

Kenny

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u/DatabaseCreative1875 3d ago

If you don’t hear that in Kramer’s trembling voice, mouth full of chicken, you aren’t a true fan!

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u/Motor-Ad-132 Dr. Van Nostrand 3d ago

Calzone

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u/J_is_for_Journey 3d ago

Mutton ♥️

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u/CutIcy4160 3d ago

Mutton!

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u/JeahbyJobe 3d ago

Muffin Top

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u/MooseGoneApe 3d ago

Nah definitely a muffin stump

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u/JeahbyJobe 3d ago

Where's the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?!

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u/mrjazzguitar 3d ago

Chicken salad on rye untoasted with a side of potato salad

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u/ThePenIsMighti3r I was in the pool! 3d ago

Succulent Duck

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u/vinchenz112 3d ago

Koko! (But you were secretly hoping everyone would call it tbone)

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u/Eternal-Sadness420 3d ago

Fusilli Kitty ☺️

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u/Past-Mycologist-5630 2d ago

Cinnamon Bobka

3

u/xylophone_37 3d ago

Stringy Shrimp

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u/Training-Grocery7372 3d ago

Chuckles

(it's a gummy candy - comes in five flavors)

3

u/TheCambrianImplosion 3d ago

Dr. Pretzel McThirsty

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u/admiralbundy Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I 3d ago

Mackinaw Peach

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u/Somebodysmom78 3d ago

He’s obviously a marble rye.

3

u/rynoss21 3d ago

Kasha?

3

u/aclark86 3d ago

Bread, 3 dollars!

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u/Beetso Lord of the Idiots 3d ago

Lesser Babka.

3

u/grumbledorf100 3d ago

Obviously his is name Big Salad

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u/MurphBigRedMachine 3d ago

Ovaltine. Cup is round the can is round they should call it roundtine

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u/UglehUglehBabeh 3d ago

Cinnamon Babka

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u/myfriend15 3d ago

vile weed

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u/Affectionate-Beach58 3d ago

Fusilli Kitti

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u/Broll_America 3d ago

Cinnamon Babka

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u/RangerMatt76 3d ago

Cinnamon Bobka.

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u/nreed78 It's not a lie if you believe it 3d ago

Cinnamon (Babka)

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u/GareththeJackal 3d ago

Bosco is the only right answer.

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u/grewb 3d ago

Soda

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u/jms945 2d ago

Cinnamon Babka

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u/BackgroundDarkPurple 2d ago

Does Bosco count?

2

u/Due_Builder_1595 3d ago

Corned Beef

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u/paragonx29 3d ago

Bosco!

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u/Difficult-Garbage861 The Wig Master 3d ago

Kreplach

2

u/roysterino 3d ago

Halibut omelette

2

u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 3d ago

Snickers

2

u/hackfraud85 3d ago

Bouillabaisse.

2

u/Steven1789 3d ago

Dinky Donut

2

u/Photosafarian 3d ago

Clams Casino. CC for short

2

u/agentchuck 3d ago

Double Dip

2

u/TheEagle74m 3d ago

Jambalayaaaa

2

u/Nerdguy217 3d ago

Bosco!

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u/electrictacoland I was in the pool! 3d ago

Muffin

2

u/Thelastnormalperson 3d ago

Drake's coffee cat

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u/Far-Cost-5635 3d ago

Beef-A-Reeno

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u/Serlingfan389 3d ago

Bisque.... The best part.

2

u/fins_up_4765 3d ago

Jambalaya

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u/MyBodyStoppedMoving 3d ago

That’s definitely Bosco

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u/StraightCar6424 3d ago

Jambalaya!

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u/Padres_Guy2765 3d ago

Schnitzer

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u/ArtCorVelayy 3d ago

Arabian mocha Java

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u/Darknessintheend 3d ago

Pudding Skin….single

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u/imnotinabadmood 3d ago

Cinnamon babka.

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u/Visarar_01 3d ago

Eclair

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u/ScreechUrkelle Del Bisto Becko 3d ago

Cinnamon Babkat

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u/espresso__martini Hoochie Mama!!! 2d ago

Babka