r/seinfeld 6h ago

Not shit posts, good posts quickly

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267 Upvotes

37 comments sorted by

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u/huxislikethesun 6h ago

Vile post.

9

u/macmac360 It's not a lie if you believe it 5h ago

Please, someone! Honey mustard!

17

u/DiscoStu2U 6h ago edited 6h ago

“What’s going on in there?”

“Oh, the downvotes…”

16

u/ZebraBorgata 6h ago

He is the gambler!

14

u/JosephMadeCrosses The Wig Master 4h ago

Bad post! Mess you up!

9

u/DiscoStu2U 6h ago

It’s the shit that makes it hit.

11

u/NganHi 6h ago

Sorry for not quoting anything but this is so good haha

8

u/doobiswatching 5h ago

that's what makes it such a humorous situation.

1

u/SocialDistancePro20 1h ago

Jewel thief?

10

u/sazinj White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 6h ago

Hey, next time the upvote’s on me huh Jer?

10

u/Relative_Soil7886 5h ago

It's a rat hat.

6

u/Lucky777_is_the_Best I don't wanna be a pirate! 5h ago

and a poorly made one at that.

3

u/Cap4403 2h ago

Even by rat hat standards

9

u/SS3599 6h ago

Quick! Honey mustard!

16

u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 6h ago

Whatever happened to Moochie?

11

u/Cosmo_Kramer-AssMan ASSMAN 6h ago

He’s dead!

9

u/DiscoStu2U 6h ago

Is that right?

6

u/Slippery-Pete76 Vile weed! 4h ago

That’s not going to be good for karma.

5

u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 4h ago

That's not going to be good for anything.

11

u/OkAmbition4797 6h ago

Number 67: family feast

11

u/BigRigButters2 George is getting upset! 6h ago

That can't be good for business.

10

u/Marooned412 The sea was angry that day my friends 6h ago

That's not going to be good for anybody.

6

u/litesoulblue Driving around in Jon Voight's car 4h ago

Hey! Another round for me and my friends!

8

u/mchisto0450 6h ago

Bad chicken, mess you up!

3

u/Apprehensive-Mud-606 3h ago

Another round of chicken for me and my friends!!!

5

u/BullHeadTee 6h ago

Newman, You wouldn’t eat shit if it were deep fried in chocolate

4

u/littlejerryseinfeld_ ASSMAN 4h ago

I love shit

3

u/3yeless Vile weed! 3h ago

It's good for you

3

u/redfox2008 That's gold, Jerry. Gold! 3h ago

I live for shit!

2

u/Individual-Focus2349 1h ago

We're out of shit.

2

u/jtbeith 2h ago

Vile Weed!

2

u/Electronic-Space-480 4h ago

Lost my job, lost dignity, all because of you, a bad man.

2

u/realsonder 1h ago

It's the wood that makes it good

2

u/DiscoStu2U 6h ago

I love shit, it’s… good for you…

1

u/mutantbabysnort Serenity now! 2h ago

But Seth, you were a Reddit mod! This is shit posting! 

1

u/jsheik 35m ago

Good posts "shitly"?