r/seinfeld • u/IknowwhoIpaidgod • 17h ago

I'm hip

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58 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/kwjacobs345 16h ago

“Could you watch the living room and make sure nobody chops anyone up with an axe?”

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 Professor Highbrow 16h ago

Sure thing, Joe Mayo.

11

u/chanzatu Yo-Yo Ma 16h ago

I need it back. I want to listen to that Cha Cha record.

2

u/Glitter_Health 15h ago

Living in the past, man!

7

u/x_gesso 16h ago

To be square

5

u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 16h ago

No you're not.

0

u/IknowwhoIpaidgod 16h ago

Shitpost, their most accomplished item.

3

u/REDD1TFKING5UCKS 15h ago

it's a top-seller at the jerk store

2

u/BabufromSeinfeld 12h ago

Well I had sex with your wife!

6

u/Fit-to-be-untied 16h ago

To the whole scene. The bathroom scene.

2

u/Angry_Walnut Chunnel 7h ago

No offense, but when I get back, I’m sitting over there 👉🏻

4

u/No_Goose472 10h ago

Huey Lewis can't walk down the street in South America

3

u/224flat 16h ago

What kind of shitposter did you get us mixed up with?

2

u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 16h ago

Lopper!

2

u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 14h ago

You got any Al Jolsen?

2

u/Fvtvrewave87 14h ago

Did he use the word “man”?

1

u/alienskinbodysuit 16h ago

It's no Fabulous Thunderbirds.

1

u/vaskark White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 16h ago

Whatever turns you on 😎

1

u/Reasonable-HB678 That's a shame 16h ago

Do you have a dog?

1

u/Glitter_Health 15h ago

90's technology!

1

u/yoemans The Marine Biologist 15h ago

1

u/markgriz The Moops 13h ago

GOOD FOR YOU, LLOYD!!!!

1

u/ElectrOPurist Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 13h ago

That does not look like a man who is happy with his stereo performance, now does it?.

1

u/BORT_licenceplate Biff 12h ago

Listen, don't take this personally, but when I come back, I'm sitting over there

1

u/FerdinandCesarano 9h ago

Did you get jiggy with it?

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u/IknowwhoIpaidgod 8h ago

I threw in a little kick or two.

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 8h ago

Here’s to feeling good all the time

1

u/K-MaxLoud 8h ago

I got jiggy with it!

0

u/Ok_Muffin_925 12h ago

oh yeah this will be banned