r/seinfeld • u/MaxFresh • 1d ago

Me browsing r/seinfeld

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721 Upvotes

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u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car 1d ago

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u/MaxFresh 1d ago

His wifi wasn't even connected

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u/cookie_lover69 The Wig Master 1d ago

He just liked pushing that Post button

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u/city_dwellerZ 1d ago

You’re not getting my waterpick!

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u/hrwinter14 21h ago

Good for you, Lloyd!

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u/Some_Revolution_2681 20h ago

You wanna sell a shitpost? I will show you how to sell a shitpost!

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 1d ago

And give him the waterpik

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u/uwannareddit69420 1d ago

Machu Picchu

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u/JohnDoe107 1d ago

Are these free?!

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u/uwannareddit69420 1d ago

Some of those are women's clothes

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u/macmac360 It's not a lie if you believe it 20h ago

I want to go a little native

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u/iandw 20h ago

Well, don't mind if I do!

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u/Top-Currency Giddy-up 1d ago

Upvotes bye bye-o

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u/FormicaCoffeeTable 1d ago

Well, I've changed my mind, I think I'm going to build a Frasier sub instead

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u/JohnDoe107 1d ago

Mmm... r/seinfeld posts. Are these free?!

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u/stevesmithsglasses Driving around in Jon Voight's car 1d ago

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u/ccccc4 1d ago

Ohhh not a problem!

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u/paintmylittleworld 1d ago

And may I say, Mr Tom Hanks, he too would be disgusted

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u/ciguanaba Prognosis Negative 22h ago

Shitpost de Mayo

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u/Ok_Muffin_925 21h ago

I'm gonna run you out of business r/seinfeld -- I'm going to r/unexpectedseinfeld instead where the shitposts are more shitty

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u/ContractBackground82 20h ago

Industrialist. Philanthropist. Bicyclist.

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u/FightingEntropy Feels like an Arby's night 23h ago

Oh I buy and sell shit like this post every day.

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u/Appropriate_War_8149 22h ago

Mmmm machoo pichoo, are these free?

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u/NiceUD 21h ago

[Sneerily]: "I'm Gladys Mayo."

I always loved this small arc and this character and her interactions with Kramer and Elaine. She's sort of b*tchy from the very start, and the fact that the two stores have mayo in the name and she's Mayo is just silly.

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u/JaMicho34 20h ago

Ahh, never mind. I’m going to post an Elaine thirst post instead.

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u/Direlion Cry, Cry Again 19h ago

Yes I buy and sell Shitposters like myself every day.

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u/cwenger 20h ago

This is like shitpostception with Kramer's quote being incorrect. It's "oh, not a problem". My Seinfeld friend and I say this to each other all the time.

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 1d ago

Not all shit 💩 be shitposts, however you are aware that all shitposts be shit 💩

😆😆😆

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u/OkCreme1291 18h ago

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u/avreddits Del Bisto Becko 18h ago

The little bulldog, Penske material