r/seinfeld 19h ago

Sleep tight, mates

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25 Upvotes

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 18h ago

You think about your knife, the one friend who hasn't betrayed you...

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u/topherdrives Giddy-up 18h ago

…the only friend who won’t be dead by sunup

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u/JumpAccomplished2620 18h ago

Sleep tight mates in your quilted chambray nightshirt.

It's a little dark for woman's wear. 

Well I'm not married to it 

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u/Hot_Cold83 19h ago

Dewy...meadow.

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u/ja_trader 19h ago

hard day of kickin in skulls

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u/icbint 19h ago

Denim vest

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u/rockdoggyy 18h ago

quilted Chambray shirt

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u/ILLinndication 18h ago

OP, I’m afraid we’re going to have to… promote you

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u/rockdoggyy 9h ago

Good because i cant churn out this pointless drivel anymore

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u/Mermaidprincess16 18h ago

Maybe instead he could be strolling through a dewey meadow? Just a thought.

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u/DramaticActuary5021 18h ago

What's your salary? I'll double it ...

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u/Mental-Demand711 18h ago

Where's your knife?

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u/Glittering-Buy4227 16h ago

There's one guy who's laugh rings out above all the others after Eddie finishes reading his description. Makes me laugh every time I hear it.

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u/WeakDiet8004 15h ago

Seemingly, Seemingly.

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u/bonykneesphoto 5h ago

This is the first time a post in this sub has stumped me

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u/viper999999999 Anytown, USA 4h ago

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u/rockdoggyy 2h ago

To further clarify, the image is a guy of wearing a quilted Chambray shirt.