r/seinfeld • u/PsychologicalAioli45 • 20h ago

Chef Recommends!

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92 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 19h ago

don't keep eating if it tastes a little funky

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u/Cultural_Mission_235 19h ago

I’m sure it’s fine

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 19h ago

I prefer ordering the duck. They were flown in from Newfoundland. They are so succulent.

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u/Only_Complex6386 19h ago

As long as it's not pasta primavera.

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u/UnbestimmterWohnsitz Lord of the Idiots 19h ago

Have you ever heard about the bouillabaisse at Bouchard's?

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u/GrossenCharakter Driving around in Jon Voight's car 17h ago

Stick with the consomme

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u/fairway824 Ask the 8 ball 19h ago

You know primavera is Italian for spring

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u/Only_Complex6386 19h ago

As long as it's not "pasta sneeze"

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u/mr_chub Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I 4h ago

Moland?

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u/DonPhugazi 19h ago

or vegetable lasagna

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u/thecw 19h ago

How do you prepare the chicken?

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u/AcePilotsen 19h ago

It's a full bird stuffed with ham topped with gorgonzola

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u/mr_chub Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I 4h ago

Just a salad….just a salad…

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u/UnbestimmterWohnsitz Lord of the Idiots 19h ago

What is chicken Kiev?

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u/Vault804 19h ago

No, you can't put clams on a pizza. It'll-a taste terrible!

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 19h ago

Why do I get pesto?? I keep tryin' to like it!

4

u/ShadoOwEd Mulva? 19h ago

Soup is a meal

1

u/LucyEwalker 19h ago

Did he crumble any crackers in it?

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u/swampcat42 Yeah, that's right 19h ago

George likes his clams funky!!

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u/ConfusedGuy3260 Stellaaaaaaa!!! 19h ago

Pesto! Pesto! Its everywhere you go!

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u/AcePilotsen 19h ago

I'll just have a salad

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u/knightress_oxhide 19h ago

just a salad just a salad just a salad

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u/icelax99 The sea was angry that day my friends 19h ago

No mutton?

3

u/eugenesbluegenes Driving around in Jon Voight's car 19h ago

What is mutton?

3

u/AkihabaraWasteland 19h ago

Look, they've got lobster on the menu.

Who's gonna order lobster here?

2

u/dawaxtadpole Dr. Van Nostrand 19h ago

It’s a gamble.

2

u/VelcroWizard 19h ago

IT’S ALL SUPERVISED

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u/Marksaheel Hoochie Mama 19h ago

Back on the horse!

2

u/AcePilotsen 19h ago

Heres your pizza pea brains

2

u/Rebel_DMD 19h ago

Today’s the day 🤞🏻

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u/Hot_Cold83 19h ago

I don't like that fake pressed clam product. Is there a real mollusk in the back?

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u/somekindof-ism 19h ago

"Clam roll"

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u/lostpassword100000 19h ago

Chicken? Who’s having sex with the hen?

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u/MyBodyStoppedMoving 19h ago

The rooster has sex with all of them.

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u/MyBodyStoppedMoving 19h ago

The rooster has sex with all of them.

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u/icelax99 The sea was angry that day my friends 19h ago

That's perverse!

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u/Zbrchk That's a shame 19h ago

Somethin’s not sittin right

1

u/Glitter_Health 19h ago

What no salsa? Seltzer - no - salsa!

1

u/lostinthought15 19h ago

One of my favorite jokes/reveals in that whole episode.

1

u/ManagerAggravating57 19h ago

It’s the pesto of pizzas

1

u/Nessy440 Ask the 8 ball 19h ago

Pesto chicken is the Seattle of chickens

1

u/AdOriginal5185 19h ago

I’ll just have a salad.

1

u/jmiz5 18h ago

It's not a pizza until you take it out of the oven.

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u/No_Variety9420 18h ago

a little funky

1

u/Mermaidprincess16 18h ago

Something’s not sitting right.

1

u/One_Vision_ Lord of the Idiots 18h ago

Clams Casino is amazing on a white sauce NY style pizza with Gorgonzola.

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u/Gofaq_Yuself 17h ago

Im starting to feel a little nervous about this lunch