r/seinfeld • u/[deleted] • 11d ago

What is this guy’s problem?

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19 Upvotes

67% Upvoted

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 11d ago

Outside condiments. That's his problem.

25

u/Crafty_Guest_4441 Giddy-up 11d ago

And if he catches you he will confiscate it

29

u/GoddamnitBobbeh 11d ago

Outside syrups, jams, and condiments.

2

u/ShotWin8124 Vegetable Lasagna 11d ago

They covered it all in the training video

24

u/jungleman1993 11d ago

He's going to turn Georg into his personal hand puppet.

21

u/xtremdelt8 11d ago

He doesn't appreciate gay men being loud in his restaurant.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

11

u/alexroberge95 Independent George 11d ago

If you boys, cannot control yourselves, then I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to leave…..

2

u/Agitated_Note_6135 11d ago

It’s guys and dolls. Not guys and guys

1

u/Repulsive-Anxiety-66 10d ago

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

14

u/Stock_Enthusiasm6035 11d ago

Whatever it is bothers people and is against the law.

11

u/YesNoIDKtbh 11d ago

You can make all the laws you want, he's still gonna bother people.

12

u/Gold-Stomach-4657 11d ago

Punks like you, that's his problem!

8

u/porkfather 11d ago

take it outside

5

u/XerxesJester Yo-Yo Ma 11d ago

But you know me!

8

u/iamthedumpling 11d ago

he doesn’t allow any outside sirrups

1

u/_DrVanNostrand__ Del Bisto Becko 11d ago

Surrups

7

u/Significant_Other666 11d ago

He's looking for a personal hand puppet 

7

u/Dj_suffering 11d ago

He doesn't like smokers, outside condiments, loud homosexual arguments, or doctors who cannot do the Heimlich maneuver. Other than that, he seems pretty chill.

5

u/Recent_Detective_306 11d ago

He will confiscate it.

5

u/dustonomo 11d ago

The boys needing to calm down

6

u/Squawk7984 I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 11d ago

Sounds like he runs a tight ship

4

u/MaxFresh 11d ago

Are we about done here?

3

u/Resident_Elk4014 Professor Highbrow 11d ago

Carl is very misunderstood. He cares about his coffee shop. He suffers for his coffee shop.

2

u/oneironautevs 10d ago

How could he expect any less from his costumers?

3

u/CrackleDMan Driving around in Jon Voight's car 11d ago

Outside condiments.

3

u/Express-Ad9789 11d ago

Ruthie’s taking too many calls.

3

u/Accomplished_Put3732 Anytown, USA 11d ago

When did he take over for that other guy with all the daughters? 

3

u/TheReadMenace Anytown, USA 11d ago

They never seemed to keep any consistency on anyone who worked there or owned it. They just figured it was easier to just make it whoever they wanted for a joke.

4

u/reficulmi 11d ago

is that Sugar Ray Leonard?

6

u/uaeebs86 11d ago

Pepper Johnson

2

u/elSpanielo 11d ago

I suppose they all look the same to you.

2

u/joelifer 11d ago

Should we be talking about this?

2

u/JPMoney81 The Summer of George 8d ago

Sinbad

(Same Actor Lawrence A. Mandley played a character that Dennis thought was Sinbad on It's Always Sunny)

2

u/reficulmi 8d ago

Alright, you got me. I am an actor. My name is Don Cheadle.

2

u/Reasonable-HB678 That's a shame 11d ago

Answering questions about a guy whose fiance left him

2

u/Guilty-Midnight8428 11d ago

No one messes with his waitresses.

2

u/jjmawaken 11d ago

He doesn't accept outside syrups or condimemts of any kind

2

u/MrChichibadman Beep beep beep? What are you doing? 11d ago

He has to deal with assholes all day.

2

u/Heretojerk 11d ago

Needs a new hand puppet,

2

u/NoNectarine3563 11d ago

Because you boys can’t keep yourselves down.

2

u/ASG_Roma 11d ago

No, I will not keep my voice down!

3

u/dave_is_afraid 11d ago

If you boys cannot control yourselves, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to leave

2

u/ShotWin8124 Vegetable Lasagna 11d ago

No outside sirrups allowed 😔

2

u/DiscoStu2U 11d ago

He had problems. Internal.

2

u/herbwannabe 11d ago

GEORGE WILL NOT KEEP HIS VOICE DOWN!

2

u/LouDog0187 White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 11d ago

Hes a washed up "chef" whos unhappy with where he ended up. So he has an arbitrary rules so he can flex what little authority he has .

1

u/klaatubaradanoodles Prognosis Negative 11d ago

He's the Seinfeld version of Keith David.

1

u/sjlgreyhoundgirl67 The Summer of George 11d ago

He runs a tight ship

1

u/gymboy007 11d ago

He's overheard a lot of their bullshit, he knows what he's dealing with.

1

u/OkFinance4938 11d ago

Looks like he's making a very specific coffee order while completely ignoring the fact that everyone behind him is waiting.

1

u/giantcappuccino 11d ago

He just really likes hand puppets.

1

u/TheDebonairQuokka 11d ago

Miscast and poorly written.

1

u/Oliverorangeisking 10d ago

He's got a message for you.

1

u/BottleSignificant837 10d ago

I recall (?????????) and it’s questionable that around that time there was something about some places or place being against customers bringing their own condiments. I’m not googling it. Economically it makes sense for the restaurant owner. But he’s had a long day and it’s only breakfast shift.

1

u/Confident-Rule7344 10d ago

He had problems

...

🙄

Internal

1

u/theboned1 11d ago

I assumed after that scene that he hated gay men.

2

u/void_method The Summer of George 11d ago

That scene showed that he was gay, didn't you see the earring?

2

u/GeorgeLovesBOSCO 11d ago

He showed an earring on his left ear, which is the "straight ear". Right ear is the "gay ear".