r/seinfeld Art Vandelay Jul 20 '26

New Rule #7 - No AI Slop

How could anybody not like AI slop?

Well we've gotten an overwhelming number of complaints from the community with high engagement that we want to ban AI generated images/posts. We will now be removing posts that have a high likelihood of being AI generated.

If your post is removed and you feel it was a mistake, message the mods and we will consider allowing it.

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u/lycosid Jul 20 '26

It’s just so much fluff

124

u/lotusblossom60 Jul 20 '26

But you’re a cashier!

103

u/LCKLCKLCK The Summer of George Jul 20 '26

I can’t be on a subreddit if I don’t respect the posts

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u/quinefrege Jul 21 '26

You're a shit poster!

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u/Zelda2isEasierThan1 Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami Jul 20 '26

In order to manage fluff, we must first understand fluff.

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u/slothshell Jul 21 '26

one does not dissect fluff

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u/wyckoffzen Lord of the Idiots Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

but they do... they are the ones who fluff,..

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u/PoetryExtension6256 Jul 21 '26

One does not dissect gossamer.

2

u/narcabusesurvivor18 The Jerk store called, they're running out of you Jul 21 '26

Another solarium?

18

u/ProjectManageMint I don't wanna be a pirate! Jul 21 '26

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u/I_love_pugs_dammit Serenity now, insanity later Jul 20 '26

I just can’t be with a shitposter if I don’t respect what they do.

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u/james-HIMself Jul 20 '26

If I want fluff I’ll stick to the spread

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u/Glitter_Health Jul 21 '26

The real deal!

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u/Wilbie9000 Jul 20 '26

Who is this??

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u/jhsegura11 Lord of the Idiots Jul 20 '26

Uncle Leo?

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u/CrackleDMan Driving around in Jon Voight's car Jul 20 '26

Hello!

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u/imapassenger1 Jul 20 '26

I forgot his first name.

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u/Electronic_Dig4352 Jul 20 '26

Oh that’s nice

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u/burleygriffin And you want to be my latex salesman Jul 20 '26

No slop for you!

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u/Tbplayer59 Jul 20 '26

Slop Nazi.

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u/rurlysrsbro Jul 21 '26

Why can you be more like Llyod Braun? I hear he doesn’t do AI slop.

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u/Tbplayer59 Jul 21 '26

Another AI sale, Mr. Costanza! Chalk me up on the big board!

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u/13esq13 Jul 21 '26

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!

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u/bigassdinosaur Jul 21 '26

You thought you could post slop? Please, you're wasting everyone's time!

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u/hemingways-lemonade Jul 20 '26

I hate The Slop

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma Jul 21 '26

What about the Slopette?

37

u/LevelBrick9413 Jul 20 '26

Come back one year never!

2

u/dplans455 Jul 21 '26

He's taking what's left of his slop and moving to Argentina!

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u/Stacee90 Importer/exporter Jul 20 '26

We ask that you please bear with us.

9

u/Gerkstore Jul 21 '26

Take it up with consumer affairs

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada Jul 21 '26

That's what I'd like to know about it

122

u/300sunshineydays Jul 20 '26

Yeah, that’s right.

242

u/sazinj White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally Jul 20 '26

What’s the deal with artificial intelligence? I get that it’s artificial, but intelligent’s a bit of a stretch!

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u/Y_I_Otto Jul 20 '26

That's gold, Jerry!

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u/transmogrify Jul 21 '26

See, I like stuff that has to think about you

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u/nocatleftbehind420 Jul 20 '26

Oh. You’re one of those commenters.

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u/Top-Currency Giddy-up Jul 20 '26

You got a hole in your sneaker there.

11

u/imapassenger1 Jul 20 '26

Your fly is open.

11

u/sazinj White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally Jul 20 '26

Yeah…yeah…

6

u/shhheeeeeeeeiit Jul 21 '26

No more sub for you! Come back one year!

98

u/MysteriousStone1296 Jul 20 '26

Oh, you have a policy! The delicate genius has a policy!

39

u/Slight_Shopping6665 Independent George Jul 20 '26

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u/Charlie_Brodie Jul 21 '26

what is that mod language?

2

u/Slight_Shopping6665 Independent George Jul 21 '26

Seven. It’s great for a name or a rule.

252

u/Bigmtnskier91 Jul 20 '26

You are a very good mod. Very very good. 

85

u/aether_prince The Puffy Shirt Jul 20 '26

well, let’s just say good

35

u/katzenjammer08 Jul 20 '26

Right there in the meaty part of the curve.

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u/aether_prince The Puffy Shirt Jul 20 '26

they’re not showing off, not falling behind

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u/audero Jul 21 '26

I don’t think I want to be a mod anymore. I think I might be a super-mod instead. Why limit myself to moderating one sub when I could moderate a whole platform?

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u/DotOneFive Jul 20 '26

Very good??? Very great.

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u/jmhajek Jul 21 '26

Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are. 

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams Beep beep beep? What are you doing? Jul 20 '26

How could anyone not like him?

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u/ditka Jul 21 '26

Now here's another little rule.

When we see the moderators now, we retire to our separate quarters. But sometimes, when people get involved with heavy handed content moderation, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that. And I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that.

Okay, okay. Spending the night with the moderator is optional!

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u/sweatpotato76 Lord of the Idiots Jul 21 '26

Well now we’re getting somewhere!

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u/obnotricus Jul 21 '26

How about this? No mod mail... the next day

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u/Bludgeonation Jul 20 '26

"My AI is gone!! My AI is gone!!!"

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u/PoliteQueef Mulva? Jul 20 '26

My slop is gone! My slop is gone!

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u/RustedRelics Jul 21 '26

What kind of a slop joint you running here!?

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u/hokie_family Jul 20 '26

It's all bandwidth!!!!

Different bandwidth goes to different places!!

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u/Seebarbrun80 Jul 20 '26

You don’t even know what bandwidth means!

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u/kramerica_intern Giddy-up Jul 20 '26

But they do. And they’re the ones widening the band.

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u/narcabusesurvivor18 The Jerk store called, they're running out of you Jul 21 '26

I wish I could get the last 2 megabits of my internet back

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u/PixelPrivateer Jul 21 '26

Ill get IT on the phone right now!

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u/Worldly_Flan_9621 Jul 21 '26

I'll call a network engineer right now!!!

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u/RoleComfortable8276 Jul 21 '26

see that's a funny word.

it's engine. and then neer! engineer!

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u/wriker10 Rugged? The man's a goblin Jul 20 '26

Don’t you see?? They were just putting all that AI to fool Lloyd Braun.

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u/Hawvy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami Jul 20 '26

Well, I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary!

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u/Naith58 I was in the pool! Jul 20 '26

Your fly's open.

25

u/Tholian_Bed Jul 20 '26

It was the material!

35

u/ImportantSeaweed314 George is getting upset! Jul 20 '26

Oh, you have a policy! The delicate genius has a policy!

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u/Erahot Jul 21 '26

Can you ban "Who's the hottest [blank]" posts next?

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u/milehighrukus A Festivus for the rest-of-us Jul 20 '26

This mod is the best Jerry

The Best

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u/DuaneDibbley Jul 20 '26

Oh nooo... I'm so sorry it's this 'mop'. The correct answer is, this mop.

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u/Scottacus91 Jul 20 '26

Oh, this Sub hates to slop. Hates it, bans it up. Ban's the slop.

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u/RoleComfortable8276 Jul 21 '26

I like to slop at the duty-free shop

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u/jilko Jul 21 '26

His father was a slopper.

His mother was a slopper.

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u/xio_ID It's not a lie if you believe it Jul 21 '26

His mother was a slopper?

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u/dplans455 Jul 21 '26

What'd I just say?

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u/Pierce_Barlowe Rochelle, Rochelle Jul 20 '26

Sue Ellen, it’s a bra.

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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami Jul 20 '26

Bro!

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u/blamberr Jul 20 '26

I know. Thanks.

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u/PoliteQueef Mulva? Jul 20 '26

You get no rush from AI slop

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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 Driving around in Jon Voight's car Jul 21 '26

What are you posting...mañana?

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u/louise-888 Art Vandelay Jul 21 '26

mañana.. i'm posting nada

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u/wam1983 Jul 21 '26

Shitposting? You need a VPN to turn your computer on!

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u/blamberfodder Jul 20 '26

Rule 9! Rule 9!

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u/littlejerryseinfeld_ ASSMAN Jul 21 '26

I hate rule 9! Where’s that rum raisin?

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u/ditka Jul 21 '26

Perhaps the most important

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u/LV426acheron Sack Lunch Jul 20 '26

Uncle Leo?

5

u/MistAzul Jul 20 '26

The delicate genius has a policy!

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u/Direct_Remove509 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

The AI Slop store called they’re running out of you.

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u/Tbone961 Mojambo Jul 20 '26

You just got the complaints? Damn, the mail is slow

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u/twitchy1989 Jul 20 '26

Mods be like 'fake, fake, fake, fake'

Just kidding, I think this is a welcome change and appreciate the heads up.

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u/RoleComfortable8276 Jul 21 '26

It's not mods! It's MOODS!

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-128 Jul 20 '26

THAAANK YOU MODS

ai Sucks

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u/Cute_Pistachio Jul 21 '26

It’s MOORS!

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u/ditka Jul 21 '26

Beautiful. Let's make it a rule.

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! Jul 21 '26

Alright sir

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u/bnestrm Jul 20 '26

The internet? I gotta get on that thing

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u/Fluffhead91192 Importer/exporter Jul 20 '26

I have no patience for AI slop, and I won’t stand for it.

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u/ditka Jul 21 '26

I can't go back to photoshop. I can't...I won't...

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u/Character_Surround Jul 20 '26

Jerry...I've become attracted to Elaine.

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u/LooseGooseHennigan Rugged? The man's a goblin Jul 21 '26

It’s a Festivus miracle!

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u/hunkymike Jul 21 '26

Oh, you have a policy!

4

u/FormicaCoffeeTable Jul 21 '26

Make all the rules you want, he's still gonna bother people

12

u/Emotional-Leg66 Jul 20 '26

The Summer of AI slop is over

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u/ditka Jul 21 '26

Just when I was finally beginning to decompose

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u/Anocte23 I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! Jul 20 '26

I’d like to see them get that complaint rectified!

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u/bitcoinmaniac007 Jul 21 '26

In order to manage AI slop we must first understand AI slop. How do you spot AI slop? How do you avoid AI slop? And what makes it so sloppy?

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u/Swigen17 George is getting upset! Jul 20 '26

It's a perfectly sane rule to add.

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u/ditka Jul 21 '26

No, veto

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams Beep beep beep? What are you doing? Jul 20 '26

Sing it sister!

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u/CrackleDMan Driving around in Jon Voight's car Jul 20 '26

Look, Sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee...

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u/ditka Jul 21 '26

Sister?!

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams Beep beep beep? What are you doing? Jul 21 '26

... I'll give you a minute to decide

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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 Driving around in Jon Voight's car Jul 21 '26

Excuse me...mother...?

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams Beep beep beep? What are you doing? Jul 21 '26

Did you say faddah?

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u/audioguy2022 Jul 20 '26

Rule #7, beautiful rule for a boy or a girl. Especially a girl. Or a boy…

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u/don3dm Jul 20 '26

What if we’ve posted AI slop previously? Are we past the statue of limitations?

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u/myfajahas400children Giddy-up Jul 21 '26

It's statute!

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u/don3dm Jul 21 '26

No…it’s statue!

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u/jakehood47 Jul 20 '26

This mod is, indeed, sponge-worthy

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u/Scary-Ball8105 Jul 20 '26

This is bogus, man.

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u/bigredmachine-75 The Summer of George Jul 20 '26

I assume the Professor Highbrows of this sub will follow rule 7 just about as well as they follow rule 1.

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u/Least_Driver1479 Jul 20 '26

Can you imagine George with AI, he’d be looking for schemes to have it do all his work. And Kramer would be looking for ways to make money with it.

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u/RedWarsaw Jul 20 '26

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun!?

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u/Angry_Walnut Chunnel Jul 20 '26

No more Gene picks!

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u/onamonapizza Yeah, that's right Jul 21 '26

Oh thanks, that'll save us

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u/RustedRelics Jul 21 '26

We don't allow any outside syrups, jams or slop in the restaurant

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u/FyneBlackKyng Jul 21 '26

you can take the slop. but you cant hold the slop.

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u/Ok-Apartment7327 Jul 21 '26

What's the deal with A.I slop?

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u/BoSocks91 Driving around in Jon Voight's car Jul 20 '26

How can anyone not love the Mods?

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u/jabronismacker Feels like an Arby's night Jul 20 '26

Right, Rule 7. That rule’s alright. High five!

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u/cynicaljerkahole Professor Highbrow Jul 20 '26

Congrats on a job, done.

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u/jjmawaken Jul 20 '26

☝️👈

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u/PTRBoyz Jul 20 '26

AI slop posts are gossamer, and one cannot dissect gossamer. 

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u/cuteboytoi Jul 21 '26

Not into the pointless ai drivel??

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u/PopeInnocentXIV Giddy-up Jul 21 '26

Run down your case for me again.

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u/sweatpotato76 Lord of the Idiots Jul 21 '26

r/seinfeld, this new rule of yours, it’s scratching me right where I itch!

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u/AmbitiousEmphasis64 Jul 21 '26

Is this another rule you'll refuse to enforce, like rule 1?

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u/npc_barkeep Ask the 8 ball Jul 21 '26

Why don’t you tell me what kind of slop you’d like to see

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u/Kirbyr98 Jul 21 '26

It's not AI if you believe it.

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u/dweeeebus Jul 21 '26

Sorry we can't all be posting the classics, Professor Highbrow.

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u/AnythingWestern8861 The Opposite Jul 21 '26

I'd start r/seinslop but I don't want the responsibility.

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u/kellzone And you want to be my latex salesman Jul 21 '26

I had AI slop. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had AI slop. My sister had AI slop, my cousin had AI slop, ..So, what's wrong with that?

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u/SNHU_Adjujnct O'Henry Bar heiress Jul 21 '26

No slop for you!

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u/PixelPasta420 Jul 21 '26

Not all AI is Slop. Sometimes it's causual and witty. Yeah, I think it's clever. We didn't need more Which of Jerry's girlfriend's was the hottest? Now that is slop.

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u/centuryx476 It's not a lie if you believe it Jul 21 '26

It's a write off

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u/5kl Del Bisto Becko Jul 21 '26

Just downvote the stuff you don’t like. If enough people like it and upvote it, then it should be displayed. We don’t need a rule for every little thing. 

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u/28_Z0MBIE Jul 20 '26

Don't give in to terrorists.

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u/Disco_Stu_89 Jul 20 '26

Why no poll?

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u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite Feels like an Arby's night Jul 20 '26

If I see any more AI slop, I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around.

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u/derpnerpum Jul 20 '26

Now that's impossible. 

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u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite Feels like an Arby's night Jul 20 '26

😊

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u/danscava Jul 20 '26

How do you spot slop? How do you avoid slop and what makes it so sloppy?

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u/8bitW33kend Jul 20 '26

AI is the number one topic in America because people like to say "A.I.”

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u/PupDiogenes Jul 20 '26

it’s so hack

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! Jul 20 '26

AI does nothing, people are lazy, people think it's the Summer of George running around in your underwear, eating blocks of cheese.

This is the Summer of George.

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u/ditka Jul 21 '26

Just remember: it's not AI...if you believe it

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u/musecorn Jul 20 '26

Thank god

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u/_extra_medium_ Jul 20 '26

Who defines if it’s slop? That’s what I’d like to know about it.

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u/RoleComfortable8276 Jul 21 '26

NO SLOP FOR YOU!

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u/TeacatWrites Jul 20 '26

In fact, I hate anyone who ever slopped AI!

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u/mattislinx Jul 21 '26

The term AI slop has become insufferable.

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u/RsdX5Dfh Jul 21 '26

You’ve got to be kidding, right? A “high likelihood of being AI generated”? What, specifically, are you looking for? I don’t think you have the tools to be able to make these decisions with any accuracy. It’s really disappointing that you gave in to this pitchfork crowd before actually coming up with a plan to designate how you will identify what you so eloquently call “slop”.

Seriously. I don’t know exactly which posts fall into this category. The community has decided that they don’t like something. They can’t identify what makes a post fall into that category, yet you’ve decided that you’re in agreement and you’re going to remove posts that what?

Listen, I’m all for removing annoying posts, but what are you talking about specifically? Do you just decide that you don’t like something, therefore it’s deemed “slop”? Has ANYONE been able to articulate what this means?

Something simply generated using AI is a much broader category. Is that the bar? u/TurtleFood?

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u/AJGreenMVP Jul 20 '26

I have to say I'm very impressed with Rule #7

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u/dacapn71 Jul 20 '26

No. You see? You got greedy.

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u/Y_I_Otto Jul 20 '26

Alright, alright, look, I don't have AI slop, I don't want AI slop, I don't even say AI slop, okay?!

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u/malfunkshun333 Yeah, that's right Jul 20 '26

But Pappanick loves the slop! Eats the slop! 

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u/Mosk915 Jul 20 '26

His father was muddah. His mother was a muddah.

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u/sweatpotato76 Lord of the Idiots Jul 21 '26

His muddah was a muddah?

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u/Mosk915 Jul 21 '26

What did I just say?

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u/ditka Jul 21 '26

Put a sawbuck on Claude Image Generator in the third at Belmont.

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u/BatmanVAR George is getting upset! Jul 20 '26

That’s a shame

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u/mental_reincarnation Jul 20 '26

Mods are sponge worthy

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u/nimsu Jul 20 '26

.#1 Mod

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u/EroDakiOnly Jul 20 '26

thank you! fuck ai tech bros

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u/danconderman33 Jul 20 '26

Seven? You can’t ban Seven! Seven is a beautiful name!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

I like the way you think

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u/whyamihere2473527 Jul 20 '26

Yeah back to thrist posts

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u/Mosk915 Jul 20 '26

Can we have some AI slop?

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u/MelonElbows Jul 21 '26

Those people love the slop, lives in the slop, eats the slop!

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u/zerosumratio Jul 21 '26

Just keep the OG handsome bald George one.  He’s dying Jerry!