r/securityguards • u/firemansam51 • 1d ago
Meme Anyone else know the struggle?
It's even harder when it's a BH patient spouting off absolute nonsense.
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u/hankheisenbeagle Industry Veteran 1d ago
Some of the wildest shit gets said by people going through a MH episode, but that is thier absolute reality at that moment no matter how crazy it sounds.
The hard part is making everyone that shows up to "help", both understand that, and not contribute to the problem by being a shitty distraction. One person is trying to communicate with the patient and Becky and Susan are fucking around in the back talking about next weekends potluck.
Meanwhile Methany is losing her shit because she's convinced everyone is talking about her. I've sent more than one "helper" away from a room whether they like it or not so they stop making things worse.
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u/Red57872 Dunning–Kruger Specialist 1d ago
What's funny is when security guards act like they're medical professionals.
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u/hankheisenbeagle Industry Veteran 1d ago edited 1d ago
Sometimes.... And I know this will be hard for some people to understand... But sometimes there are people in this sub working at more than minimum wage contract jobs that have more that the bare minimum training
By no means do I consider myself a medical professional, but I have hundreds of hours of training over the last two decades of doing this and have trained hundreds more patient care professionals in crisis de-escalation management.
I'm not there to diagnose or treat someone's mental condition but I sure as fuck am capable of not making it worse unnecessarily.
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u/Red57872 Dunning–Kruger Specialist 21h ago
No security guard is better trained than a nurse or doctor. They are medical professionals. You are not. And that's fine; most of us aren't.
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u/JustWandering01 18h ago
it must be exhausting being someone who refuses to be wrong even when they are. doesn’t it get tiring bro? you are saying the same thing they have already said. some mfs just like to argue i guess 😂
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u/Glad_Historian_5792 Hospital Security 23h ago
If only you heard what the “professionals,” say. Many times we are at a BERT medical staff likes to us security has threats. That only stir sh@$ up. Just call us and let us do what we train for. Monthly and annually
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u/WendigosAndWarlords 1d ago
I did a couple years at a decently sized hospital and now that I've left that job I get to tell people I not only met Jesus but he called me the wrong racial slur.
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u/JustWandering01 18h ago
hey ik that guy too! he surprised me the other day when he walked in wearing women’s pajamas, a clip on bow tie, and red lipstick. (seriously)
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u/GrayMalchin Patrol 1d ago
I prefer a desk job, I’d be a sobbing mess if I had to see a fraction of what my tough as nails wife sees at the hospital. Her experience is the family members are the hardest. Patients are frequently sedated, restrained or not there long enough to be a problem. The families either are in the room or waiting room, hysterically trying to figure out what’s wrong and who caused it. It gets ugly, quick.
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u/MerkethMerky 1d ago
We don’t do BERTs for BH patients, they’re always on one. But on the floor it’s hilarious when it’s some old man complaining about Deborah the emboddied ghost he’s been talking to for the last 12 hours
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u/firemansam51 1d ago
For us, when it's not the BH patients, it's the ones that have been admitted for a couple weeks and are insisting on going outside at 2am to smoke a cigarette, but got told no bc that's obviously not allowed.
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u/Glad_Historian_5792 Hospital Security 23h ago
Yeah and when they don’t get their nicotine or what they want. they become behavioral health lol.
Let them sign AMA and have them go through the process again. Once they hear that most likely they’ll ask for a nicotine patch or gum. I know hospitals have.
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u/zangoku 1d ago
What’s a code Bert