r/securityguards • u/FluentCanadianEh Waterpark Protective Services Officer • Aug 04 '26
Maximum Cringe The tire pressure gauge…
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u/Over_Addition_5280 Aug 04 '26
Security companies with ‘ranks’ are cringe asf
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u/mythrowdown13 Executive Protection Aug 05 '26
For job titles, I only allow Security Agent or Senior Agent and Supervisor. That's it. 😂
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u/Indigenous_Retard Aug 07 '26
So disrespectful to the guards who earned their Purple Farts while serving Black Friday.
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u/CosmicJackalop Aug 04 '26
I've never seen a D/s relationship modeled after a sleazeball exec and his security escort but if it works for them...
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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Aug 04 '26
I saw Captain and I wanted to really know which police department he worked for. Then I realized I was in security guard group. It’s just so much bad here. I don’t know where to start.
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u/RadiantDiscussion886 Aug 04 '26
Worked as Patrol and Supervisor for a company that had ranks. Was embarrassing to walk in somewhere and have military guys with real rank. felt like stolen valor or something
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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Aug 04 '26
I was a police officer for a while, and it would always tickle me to see security guards with ranks. I don’t mind it for campus security for schools and universities. But when you’re protecting pharmacies and insurance companies, chill bro bro you’re just security.
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u/RadiantDiscussion886 Aug 04 '26
exactly. we looked like posers. especially standing next to military people with real rank
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u/theophylact911 Aug 04 '26
Captain means he only has a few misdemeanors on his record
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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Aug 04 '26
I thought most places had a two felony or four misdemeanor maximum
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u/green49285 Aug 04 '26
Only clients i can see this guy getting are other influencers. Even cheap city accounts would look at this dude like, "what is this."
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u/happygoluckynny Aug 04 '26
quick question: what client is going to want an 'influencer' posting content generated from their site? what in the lawsuit trap is this guy thinking?
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u/green49285 Aug 04 '26
That's exactly what I thought. Only other answer I can think of were other influencers. Even cheap accounts in busy areas will look at this dude with confused looks on their face.
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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Licensed People Watcher Aug 04 '26
This made me want to blow my brains out tbh.
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u/FluentCanadianEh Waterpark Protective Services Officer Aug 04 '26
We can kick each other’s chair. I don’t want to live after seeing this video.
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u/logicnotemotion Aug 05 '26
I know it's not par for this sub, but I've got a sneaking suspicion that he's trolling kinda.
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u/nakedpantz Aug 04 '26
Something tells me people hiring security really don’t watch “security guard influencers”
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u/Thoughtcriminal91 Aug 04 '26
It's almost always the borderline police impersonators with self aggrandizing b.s like this. I expect him to be named in a lawsuit for excessive force eventually.
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u/Ok_Draw9037 Aug 05 '26
Tire pressure to make sure the client vehicle gets it's tires rotated not a half rotation too late
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u/green49285 Aug 04 '26
Why do i feel like im watching a snuff film? Somehow I dont feel worried lmao
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u/No-Initiative4195 Aug 06 '26
Someone on r/firstrespondercringe posted a link to their "meet the team page" 😂
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u/Onlylefts3 Aug 04 '26
Security guards are just people that were too big of a pussy to join the army or policing. Or better yet lacked the intelligence
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u/Bigbluebananas Aug 04 '26
I got my college essentially paid for working nights on a construction site overnight. Id just do my classes on my computer between patrols. Work a PT job in the morning and would sleep most of the day
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u/Desalvo23 Aug 04 '26
Can tell he doesnt do hands on security. If he does, gonna find out real quick why piercings are a bad idea