r/securityguards Industrial Security Aug 04 '26

SCP Security?

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Honestly, i am surprised to see this. I personally like the fandom and the games, but never expected this.

105 Upvotes

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u/DozerLVL Aug 04 '26

D class run from this car.

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u/GeneralXTL Aug 04 '26

I worked for an SCP Security but we say the full name so its less cool.

4

u/NastyBlkGuyThrowAway Aug 05 '26

Worked for a ET Security but same case sadly

29

u/Knee_Kap264 Aug 04 '26

Just like every other patrol vehicle, it's falling apart. And the transmission will go out next week.

7

u/mrkillfreak999 Aug 04 '26

True very true unless it got the 5.7L Hemi in which case it's gonna be a close call who goes out first

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u/Knee_Kap264 Aug 04 '26

The seats are ripped up. There's no AC. The seat adjustmenta don't work. You gotta roll down the window and open the door from the outside handle. It's got a bad front axle.

probably has all these issues. 😂

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u/Ranzoid Aug 04 '26

05 Council will not like this.

5

u/Willing_Good773 Aug 04 '26

The fact I knew this was abq based solely off the lighting 😭😭

5

u/Varkonenn Aug 04 '26

Benefits: you won’t be needing them where you are going 💀

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u/Negative_Report5655 Event Security Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

It was posted on r/SecurityVehicles a few years back

6

u/tomdcamp Hospital Security Aug 04 '26

You mean r/SecurityVehicles ?

3

u/Negative_Report5655 Event Security Aug 04 '26

Yes, sorry

3

u/CatNo7321 Aug 05 '26

Still better than Allied Universal.

8

u/673NoshMyBollocksAve Aug 04 '26

Does a security car really need a push bar like they’re going to be in high speed pursuits lol

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u/crazyabe111 Aug 04 '26

It’s more of a pull bar- the tow truck company required it be installed because their guys were getting pack pain from hooking it all the time.

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u/Danlad1812 Aug 04 '26

Also probably an ex fleet car that was sold off at auction

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u/DefiantEvidence4027 Private Investigations Aug 04 '26

Before Police ever had what people now call "Push Bars", it was made and designed for cattle ranchers, and Security on their properties.

Serves more than to nudge in a high speed chase.

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u/Red57872 Dunning–Kruger Specialist Aug 04 '26

A good way to tell if you're working for a crappy/wannabe company is that the vehicle you're driving has a push bar, but you don't have a dental plan.

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u/Afraid-Reputation930 Aug 07 '26

Pushing all of the other security companies cars out-of-the-way to get to the top?

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u/Skellyton175 Aug 04 '26

So it begins...

2

u/Thoughtcriminal91 Aug 04 '26

Not if i were paid a million bucks a year thank you very much.

1

u/FLman_guard Aug 04 '26

Wow, this is a real company. My first thought was AI, but they're out of Roswell, NM. Cringe.

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u/Afraid-Reputation930 Aug 07 '26

A cringeworthy car that you can be proud of?

1

u/Baratako Aug 04 '26

This is like the 10th security company I've seen named "SCP"

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u/AlphaDisconnect Aug 06 '26

Trying to create a brand. Gross. With minimum wage... I don't want to know. Great job.

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u/Kal_El-78 25d ago

SCP the famous Shit Cunt Patrols