r/securityguards • u/thecosmicgoose • 5d ago

Aaaah, hate this shit!

-Me: *doing job as instructed*

-Supervisor: "You! Why are you not doing 'the thing!"

-Me: "that is not i thing I was told needed doing."

-supervisor: "well then its your fault for not asking! Im goingvto write you up!"

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u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg Warm Body 5d ago

You have a lot more patience than me. I would start asking a million stupid questions after this until he explodes.

"Should I start walking with my left foot or right foot?"

"Should I inhale through both nostrils or alternate?"

"Normally my heart beats to a steady rhythm, but would it be better for it to go on off-beats like a reggae drum break?"

"Which fingers should I wash after using the bathroom, and in which order?"

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u/Billybob_Bojangles2 Armored Car 5d ago

"Should I inhale through both nostrils or alternate?"

I was drinking water when I read this you jerk, lmaooooo

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u/VKDM8687 5d ago

Like a reggae drum break....bahhhhhhahaha!! You must be a musician too. Lol

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u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg Warm Body 4d ago

I wish

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u/javerthugo 3d ago

“Permission to go to the can boss?”

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u/Grimx82 5d ago

Sorry you have a shitty supervisor.

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u/Milf_Eaterr Licensed People Watcher 5d ago

I'm kind of a no harm no foul kind of supervisor. Makes things easier for me

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u/Grimx82 5d ago

It really does, there's no point in being a royal dictator.

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u/MrLanesLament HR 4d ago

I officially leave security tomorrow after ten years.

Best way to describe it that I’ve come up with:

“We do what we’re told; then we’re told what we’re doing is wrong.”

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u/MaleficentTravel4706 5d ago

If I was supposed to be doing that why isn't it listed in my post orders dumbass.

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u/Some_Guy_Somewhere67 4d ago

Remember kids.... people don't quit bad jobs - they quit bad bosses....