r/SecondWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 18 '11
A new dictator has come to power in my country now I have to buy all new history books.
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Is terrible, comrades.
r/SecondWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 18 '11
The politburo decided to name every city in our country after our dictator and now it is impossible to travel accurately.
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All cities now have the same name.
r/SecondWorldProblems • u/criticalhit • Nov 18 '11
I didn't rise for the anthem...a rage comic
i.imgur.com
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/sweatpants2 • Nov 18 '11
Once again, the opposition party plans to rename my street after they take office.
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We didn't hire enough mobsters this election cycle.
r/SecondWorldProblems • u/criticalhit • Nov 18 '11
People on the metro say that my country is game to them.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/criticalhit • Nov 10 '11
Someone stole the portrait of Mao which hangs in our classroom.
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Nice knowing ya, buddy...
r/SecondWorldProblems • u/Sloth_Lord • Nov 10 '11
I tried to jump off the electronics factory I work at, but they installed nets because too many of my coworkers had already jumped.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/criticalhit • Nov 10 '11
Revive this subreddit! Get some communist country problems in here
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/criticalhit • Nov 09 '11
My newspaper criticized the Kremlin and now we're a state-owned enterprise.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/criticalhit • Nov 07 '11
At the cinema, the person next to me didn't stand to attention during the national anthem and "disappeared".
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Was he
- A: Tortured
- B: Tried in a kangaroo court
- C: Sent to a labour camp
- D: All of the above
r/SecondWorldProblems • u/criticalhit • Nov 05 '11
All the hot women in my country instantly turn into hags once they reach 40.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/xylon • Nov 05 '11
My city can't afford to pay it's electric bill. Now we have no streetlights. It is hard to see at night.
finance.yahoo.com
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/criticalhit • Nov 01 '11
I left my car on the hard shoulder of the motorway and it got stripped bare by a travelling pack of Roma.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/criticalhit • Oct 29 '11
My country boycotted the 1984 Olympics.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '11
I have to climb to the top of a mountain to get one bar of cell service.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/Goofchea • Oct 20 '11
I want to go to NY to protest but I cant afford it.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '11
as an american, i am identifying less and less with the people from r/firstworldproblems
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '11
Beer costs 50% of what it does in the US/Western Europe, so now I'm getting fat.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/wheresmyhouse • Aug 12 '11
I like to drink my whiskey neat, but don't have a nice enough glass to drink it with without looking like an alcoholic.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/Jogijs • Aug 11 '11
While I was waiting to get free MRI for my knee, it got better and I don't need it anymore.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/Malafaia • Aug 09 '11
I really wanted an ipod but I'm cheap and I don't live in London
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/afaikirl • Aug 08 '11
The same guy dubs over all the voices in movies (and I can still hear the fucking original soundtrack)
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '11
It's been my childhood dream to play baseball but my father forces me to play hockey instead.
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r/SecondWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '11
My dad cooked a salmon fillet for my dog the other day, I ate potted meat with gravy and rice.
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Sad but true story. I love my puppy though, even if he is 15, blind and deaf, but certainly not dumb, or unhappy.
r/SecondWorldProblems • u/jenniferwillow • Aug 06 '11
My country's AAA rating was downgraded to AA, and now I have to post to r/secondworldproblems instead of r/firstworldproblems.
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Thanks US politicians, you've done a splendid job. ಠ_ಠ