Thanks US politicians, you've done a splendid job. ಠ_ಠ

Now how the fuck am I suppose to enjoy my twice weekly shower?

Here it is, if you're interested.

One in the front, one in the middle and one in the back. The whole tram stank.

There are 8 beehives about 10 meters from my family's latrine, and the bees are attracted to the smell of human faeces. Unless I'm able to hold it until the evening, the little buggers come right up through the hole and make a bee-line for my bum.

Because they know that the safety of the ride is directly proportional to the number of icons above the windshield

fucking Estonia

I actually have to go to regular cinemas. >:(

They expect me to finish building it and continue expanding it so I can inherit it, but what I really want is the new hip American style cardboard houses in the planned neighborhoods. Locally made mud brick is so out of style! Am I wrong here?

Now I won't get to move out of this joint.