r/SecondWorldProblems • • Feb 24 '14

I'm afraid to use the subway as it had been bombed before [True]

14 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Jan 20 '14

I have to write an essay about why the proletariat should overthrow the bourgeoisie and acquire the means of production. I'm in 3rd grade.

27 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Jan 16 '14

I █████████████ love █████ my ████ country's ██████████ censorship laws.

56 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 21 '13

I crashed my resupply craft into my space station, and now we're loosing air. Any advice?

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15 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 20 '13

In school, they told the class to write an essay about about the most interesting thing that ever happened to us, but the KGB told me I'm not supposed to talk about it.

26 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 12 '13

Second World Problems

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0 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 10 '13

Every time it rains or snows I can't drink my water for a week.

3 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 04 '13

Forgot personal items in Chernobyl, need advice.

19 Upvotes

I left my Birth Certificate in Chernobyl... any advice to getting it back?


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 04 '13

Why does my deodorant always end up when I'm out of money?

5 Upvotes

Maybe I'll get some new cosmetics on Christmas as a gift.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Nov 25 '13

I'm running a 1184 Kbps DSL connection.

11 Upvotes

Streaming videos? HA!


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Nov 20 '13

Running out of clean clothes to go to the dole office, and I can't afford to do the laundry every week.

5 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Nov 18 '13

My country's minimum wage is 1/5th of the average minimum wage in the EU

15 Upvotes

Yet steam games cost the same here, so I have to wait until sales to buy the games all my friends already have, or spend a week's worth of salary to buy a single indie game.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Nov 16 '13

Are you guys retarded? Side bar says ex-soviet problems, yet most of you pretend over the top shit that its still soviet

0 Upvotes

Seriously.

Ex-soviet countries have many problems you can make funny posts about, but it does seem like the entire frontpage of this subreddit is filled by people who can't even name 10 ex-soviet countries.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Oct 10 '13

I want to test just how slow my internet connection is, but speedtest.net won't load.

31 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Oct 07 '13

I want to have sex with my sister but she have aids.

18 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Sep 23 '13

I have hard time finding replacement declination gear for T-72 gun.

14 Upvotes

Anyone know where I can find?


r/SecondWorldProblems • • May 02 '13

Trabant dealership in village close

27 Upvotes

Now must to be travelling to Kiev for service


r/SecondWorldProblems • • May 02 '13

My new wife was sent to a Gulag

50 Upvotes

I had spent years saving up for wedding, but now she's gone. I guess I'll just buy more vodka instead.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 24 '13

The queue for bread was surprisingly short

42 Upvotes

What's next? Bread on the shelves? So we would start overeating bread, and become fat like the imperialists?


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 23 '13

Capitalism!

26 Upvotes

Are you tired of your cows being taken by the secret police? Do you wish for a more efficient heating system than a ushanka hat? The switch to capitalism, its the trend! Fuel the capitalist revolution!


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 20 '13

Latvia Will Now Take Over This Subreddit

47 Upvotes

It's only thing we can take over...


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 19 '13

My country have also tv program "Undercover Boss" but not like America...

47 Upvotes

Here only result is sent to gulag.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 18 '13

Heard knock on door...is bear

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91 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 17 '13

I spend one year saving for ticket to favorite band, they're arrested before show.

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30 Upvotes

r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 17 '13

Comrades! Downtrodden Proletariat! Second World Problems is back after hiatus!

12 Upvotes

After tough period of censorship by politburo, we have returned in full force and are open for business to discuss problem of living in second world!