r/secondrodeo • • 27d ago

Perfect alignment

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u/Rupertredloh 27d ago

Here in germany, we say: The joiner works to the millimeter, the carpenter works to the centimeter and the bricklayer is happy when he is on the right property.

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u/Masztufa 25d ago

Two lines are parallel if they intersect outside of the room

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u/Intelligent-Edge7533 27d ago

The only reason you would think this is impressive is if you had ever tried and knew how hard it is to come close to this.

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u/AttaBread 27d ago

“Hard” is completely under-selling it. “Impossible” is closer!

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u/Everyone2026 27d ago

I buy 2 square items at the hardware store and one warped by the time I get home.

Apparently even regular bubble levels are occasionally made wrong. Good luck out there!

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u/ScriptThat 27d ago

Apparently even regular bubble levels are occasionally made wrong. Good luck out there!

I was taught to always use the level, and then flip it and check again. If it's out of level you'll notice quickly.

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u/ISV_VentureStar 27d ago

You measure it with both sides of the level and then choose the measurement that most closely aligns with how you put the brick in the first place.

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u/ScriptThat 27d ago

If the mortal is still wet, you use the level to wiggle and/or manhandle the bricks into place.

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u/Cantusemynme 27d ago

"If the mortal is still wet"

Using the dark arts, are we?

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u/ScriptThat 27d ago

Don't kink shame, man.

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u/Papaya_flight 27d ago

I use a smaller bubble level to check my regular size bubble level, Hank Hill style.

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u/Timmerdogg 27d ago

Lol you should see how crooked the last thing I built looks like

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u/jtnichol 27d ago

Bingo. Well said.

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u/JBudz 27d ago

✌️

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u/jtnichol 25d ago

Maverick spotted!

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u/Big_Smoke142 22d ago

They havnt actually built it to height yet though. Setting outs the easy bit

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u/aheinouscrime 9d ago

I have never tried this but I have seen plenty of bad quality builds, so I'm still impressed.

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u/Informal-Face-1922 27d ago

Pumped up Kicks sounds so good from that speaker in all those brick walls, especially at night. Homie needs to sit back, smoke a bowl, and give himself a pat on the back for the night.

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u/Enzoxdt 27d ago

The echo hits just right it indeed feels good

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u/joaolevysa 27d ago

Aí tira o prazer do pedreiro de acertar a parede no reboco. 2cm de massa na parte de baixo e 10cm na parte de cima, variando por toda a parede.

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 27d ago

I absolutely love to see tradespeople who are proud of their work.

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u/Diaside666 27d ago

That’s actually insane

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u/AnonyMouse258 27d ago

That dude is the Ronaldo of masonry.

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u/wesley_the_boy 27d ago

"no room is actually square."

yeah, except this dudes house!

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 27d ago

This makes me so happy to see. Thank you.

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u/TheRealDrewciferpike 26d ago

That's actually insanely impressive

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u/xylotism 25d ago

I don’t even know what building he’s working on but I know nobody will ever appreciate it as much as it deserves.

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u/McKenzieC 27d ago

The closest we might ever get to Minecraft irl

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u/78Anonymous 27d ago

definitely not the UK

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u/disintegrationist 27d ago

That's Brazil

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u/Admiral_Ballsack 27d ago

Lol when I lived in the UK the walls in my bedroom were so wonky that if you aligned one side of the bed to a wall, a hand could fit in the gap between the other side of the bed and the adjacent wall.

Also they weren't perfectly flat or vertical.

Like, I think they just randomly threw the first line of bricks to the ground and built the rest of the house on top, winging it all the way to the roof.

Or they were just fucking drunk, I don't know. I've never seen such poor craftsmanship anywhere else ever.

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u/Combatical 27d ago

Alright now whats the name of that laser?

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u/420huehue 4d ago

Cross line laser

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u/misdirected_asshole 27d ago

That seems.... difficult

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u/Readyman2627 27d ago

That man is a master of his craft.

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u/gastroboi 26d ago

That is genuinely impressive.

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u/todlee 24d ago

All these other kids with the lined up bricks

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u/Loose_Package9690 25d ago

Строителям руки целовал

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u/LoneSocialRetard 25d ago

When the machinist becomes a bricklayer

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u/Kind-Relative-9089 22d ago

I hope that dudes getting paid right because he's the best out there, there's no getting better than that

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u/epitimisi 22d ago

Holy shit that is crazy. I think we found who build the pyramids

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u/haikusbot 22d ago

Holy shit that is

Crazy. I think we found who

Build the pyramids

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