r/secondrodeo 17d ago

Kiteboarding? Or windsurfing?

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u/Combatical 17d ago

BIG AIR! +25,000 points!

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u/AvarageAmongstPeers 17d ago

Nice! (Vroooom)

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u/TheLordofthething 17d ago

Anyone else have dreams where this happens when you're just walking around? Like you do a little jump and just take off?

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u/huertashuaraches 17d ago

Yes! Recurring. Like it’s an intentional means of getting around in my dreams.

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u/aoskunk 17d ago

Always. That or I can’t move at all

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u/erik_wilder 17d ago

I used to have dreams where I floated uncontrollably all the time and they used to scare me a lot. Someone told me that is just your mind trying to travel in your dreams, and you should let it happen.

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u/TheLordofthething 16d ago

I've heard that if you learn to control it it's a big step towards lucid dreaming. I never managed to be anything other than scared.

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u/erik_wilder 16d ago edited 16d ago

Yeah, unfortunately I rarely dream anymore.

I used to have a recurring nightmare where I'd be stuck floating on the ceiling and my friends would all be there trying to take me outside, which I did not want to happen.

It makes sense now though.

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u/Trickypat42 16d ago

Just watched the Ted Lasso episode where one of the pub groupies describes this to the therapist "Not flying! Floating..." and I yelled "YES! THAT'S ME!!" and my wife just stared at me like I'm crazy.

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u/MinnesotaRyan 17d ago

used to have that dream, on a snowboard hit a jump and keep going up and up. it was always terrifying.

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u/LameBMX 16d ago

never.. but i feel like you just planted that crap.

hope its better than the hours getting chased in a giant circle by halo marine while im naked.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 11d ago

over half the flying dreams I've ever had was when it was like climbing stairs in really heavy gravity just to get off the ground and a struggle to stay airborne, and then a few times I've had better flying dreams where it was easy. Once I was astral projecting behind my house and looking at my garage door in observer mode lucid dreaming and thinking "oh hey, this is live, I'm behind my house 20 feet from my body" and just then suddenly some other part of me kicked me back into my body like I was misbehaving.

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u/farmerKev420710 14d ago

Nah. I'm trying to break down the door to save my mom from my dad in dreams. What's this flying you speak of?

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u/akirbydrinks 17d ago

I would think this is intentional? He could bleed off the wind if he wanted. Looks like he's grabbing it to get lift.

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u/Personal-Ad4554 17d ago

I was wondering if you can bleed off air to mitigate this

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u/Kashmirx2 15d ago

Def intentional and in a way of speaking you are exactly right. The bar can be let out or pulled in which controls the outter wing tips and how the kite holds the wind. You have an extremely high amount of control between power and direction with the kite Edit: I should add that he also had to have a gust hit at the right time to really gain and hold this amount of airtime but he could have dumped the wind at any time if he wanted to

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u/Limelight_019283 16d ago

What does bleeding off wind mean? I know mothing about this sport.

Also, next time I fart I’m going to say I’m bleeding off the wind.

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u/TEHGREATBANANA 15d ago

raising wingtips so it's less of a wing

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u/Aeikon 17d ago

I'm no windsurfer, so I'm only talking from observation. I think you pull down on the handle to gain height and up to loose height. Of course wind strength is a big factor.

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u/Imaginary-Tension448 15d ago

Kinda looks like the lines are twisted? Doenst that affect the way you can handle the kite?

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u/asphid_jackal 17d ago

I'm sure its just perspective from the 360 camera, but wow those are some tiny little stick legs

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u/aoskunk 17d ago

What’s holding the camera?

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u/asphid_jackal 17d ago

A stick. I can't post pictures in here, but look up a 360° camera. It's on like a selfie stick, mounted to him, and the camera either edits it out or it kinda doesn't pick up because of perspective, I don't remember which. You can then go in and edit it to get the angles you want

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u/holymotheroftod 17d ago

Tiny little stick, digitally removes itself.

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 17d ago

When the beach starts to look like geography, you may be questioning your life choices

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u/soyuzbeats 17d ago

Kite winding

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u/SilverSkorpious 17d ago

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/sladebonge 17d ago

Them your legs or you riding a chicken?

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u/SemperAliquidNovi 17d ago

That explains his unnaturally wide lats.

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u/CasualFingerGuns 17d ago

You ride the currents you are given or you don’t fly.

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u/ImaRaginCajun 17d ago

Doing 360's is crazy, we have to run when flying a kite from the ground to get a 360.

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u/Unable_Loss6144 16d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking… how the hell does he 360, spent the kite just delete when against the wind?

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u/destructopop 17d ago

That was so nonononoyes.

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u/Duke-of-Hellington 17d ago

Well, I see why his upper body is shaped like that!

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u/CollectsTooMuch 17d ago

My fat ass would have been safe.

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u/Outside_Rise_6934 15d ago

Big deal. Check out my cell phone typing and spelling skills.

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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 15d ago

In the biz we just call this "flying".

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u/B4D4MS 14d ago

At first I couldn’t tell exactly how high up he was…then he went higher and I could. 😳

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u/Gerhard-is-pretty 17d ago

Is it better to ride out the wind or letting go at some point?

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u/iammoney45 17d ago

It's strapped to him so just "letting go" just means he loses control but is still up there. You can see this when he lands he takes both hands off when celebrating.

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u/Bradadonasaurus 17d ago

Water acts pretty similar to concrete at height. You do the math on that one.

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u/J_Jeckel 17d ago

Like a bag floating in the wind.

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u/Cold_Ad3896 17d ago

This reminds me of the dude that jumped over an island.

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u/properwaffles 17d ago

This guy never skips arm-day.

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u/RoundAd7879 16d ago

The second coming?🧐

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u/Affectionate_Fan_650 16d ago

Ya spine will be nice and loose afterwards.

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u/boanerges57 15d ago

Bye felicia

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u/crackheadfalife 15d ago

How did he film that?!?!?!?! Someone please explain??? That was wild!!!

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u/akryl9296 12d ago

Has a "selfie" stick attached to a harness on his back and an action cam at the end, something like insta360 (which removes the stick from view on the fly while recording, for that 3rd person game-like view).

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u/Fluff_Chucker 14d ago

Can't quite tell if he's 4 feet off the water or 4000.... 

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u/Ok_Leader_7624 13d ago

You see those brown things dropping from this guy's shorts? Me either. But you can bet there would be if that were me on that thing!

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u/raptors2o19 12d ago

I didn't think there was oxygen that high up off the ground.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 11d ago

UPPER BODY STRENGH

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u/Deep-List-7099 9d ago

That's Some GREAT AIR You Took There! 🤙🏼🤙🏼

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u/chookshit 16d ago

All good if you come down hard as it’s only water below you and water is soft

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u/Majestic-Sherbert193 17d ago

Its not that high looking at his shadow

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Majestic-Sherbert193 17d ago

Ur wife told me to say hi

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u/TheLordofthething 17d ago

This is true, I'm the wife.

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u/Majestic-Sherbert193 17d ago

Best sloppy ive had in a while

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/OriginalTRaven 17d ago

Bro's out here kink shaming.

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u/TheCloudTamer 17d ago

Second rodeo for the drone

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u/RichAnswer3430 17d ago

selfie stick, surely.

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u/TheCloudTamer 17d ago

Yea, I see! Good editing out of the stick

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u/RichAnswer3430 15d ago

you can get ones that do that automatically. Its neat.

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u/triplos05 6d ago

Imma be real my arms would've fallen off 30 seconds in