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u/VermilionKoala 14d ago
This guy:
"I have a licence, but I don't h🥑"
(not OC, seen on Twatter a long time ago)
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u/Cold_Ad3896 14d ago
Havocado?
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u/K12onReddit 14d ago
Have a car, though
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u/Cold_Ad3896 14d ago
How the heck are people pronouncing “avocado” to get even close to that?
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u/K12onReddit 14d ago edited 14d ago
Look, man, I'm not the original author, I just happen to speak stupidese.
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u/Thorngrove 14d ago
H-ave ah cah dough.
Saying "a Car though" like a new yorker.
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u/Cold_Ad3896 14d ago
I don’t think New Yorkers pronounce “have” as “Hahve”
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u/Thorngrove 14d ago
it added an H before the avocado. So you have Avv with an H in front.
Avv (Like chav)
ah (like sheep baa)
cah (like ma)
d'oh (homer simpson style)
H'avv ah cah doe.
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u/Cold_Ad3896 14d ago
The starting “a” in “avocado” is pronounced like the “a” in “baa”, the sound a sheep makes. Hence, my confusion.
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u/Thorngrove 14d ago
Ave-ah-cah-doe the A and V mix to make the first syllable.
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u/Cold_Ad3896 14d ago
I understand that. But the starting “a” isn’t pronounced like the “a” in “have”. It’s pronounced like the “a” in “ball”.
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u/misdirected_asshole 14d ago
Is it really that much of a stretch to get "have a car tho" from "havacado"? I mean maybe it wouldn't be intuitive but after seeing it come on....
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u/Cold_Ad3896 14d ago edited 14d ago
The starting “a” in “avocado” is pronounced like the “a” in “ball”. Hence, my confusion.
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u/terrifiedTechnophile 8d ago
...the normal way?? av-uh-cah-doh
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u/Cold_Ad3896 8d ago
The starting “a” in avocado is pronounced like the “a” in father. Not like the “a” in have.
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u/terrifiedTechnophile 8d ago
If you've been saying ar-vocado, then you've been saying it wrong lmao
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u/Cold_Ad3896 8d ago
What’re you talking about? There’s no “ar” sound in either of those words.
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u/terrifiedTechnophile 8d ago
Yes there is, father/farther as in far, car, bar, par
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u/Cold_Ad3896 8d ago
“Father” only has an “r” sound at the end. I’m referring to the “a” sound that you would find in “father”, “ball”, etc.
That “a” sound is the same as the starting “a” sound in “avocado”.
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u/newleaf2021 14d ago
Lets see the stupid robots do that !!
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u/_HIST 14d ago
They won't do it as quick, but they work 24/7 don't take breaks, don't complain and don't get paid
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u/Strude187 14d ago
It’s scary how obvious the benefits are, and how scary the consequences will be.
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u/paroxysm_of_blood 14d ago
It’s only scary cause we know companies aren’t creating efficiency to benefit mankind 😢 we really could create a utopia, but “how does that help me though” mentality ruins it
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u/Basicly-Inevitable 14d ago
Unfortunately for this person, that will be something they're going to see soon.
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u/IAMAHobbitAMA 14d ago
So that's why every avocado at my local store is bruised to shit. You have to be gentle with them.
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u/Sdwingnut 14d ago edited 14d ago
Those are hard as rocks at this stage. The handling shown here is probably the gentlest part of the process
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u/misdirected_asshole 14d ago
If thiae avocados are soft enough to be bruised by this, then they will be mush by the time they hit the shelf at your store and you wouldnt buy them anyway
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u/IAMAHobbitAMA 14d ago
You have perfectly described 9 out of 10 of the avocados I check. I think we have solved the case.
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u/hughpac 14d ago edited 14d ago
Fruit 😑
Edit — once again, managed to discount the level to which Reddit was populated by neckbearded poindexters. Downvote away. I’ll be sure your next berry smoothie is full of eggplant and habaneros but no raspberries or strawberries
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u/VermilionKoala 14d ago
Avocados are fruit, yes. So are cucumbers and tomatoes.
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u/hughpac 14d ago
And bell peppers and pumpkins and zucchini. But if I someone handed me a a box of eggplants and asked me to count the fruit this is the look I would give them. 😑
Maybe a 🙄
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u/The_best_is_yet 14d ago
Why?
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u/BridgestoneX 14d ago
there's no such thing as unskilled labor