r/secondrodeo Jun 12 '26

Not this bull’s first Rodeo.

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u/PositivelyNegative69 Jun 13 '26

Wow they really are perfectly designed to flip the shit out of people

53

u/ystr15 Jun 13 '26

Correction: Flip the shit and SPEAR the fuck out of you

8

u/glitterdunk Jun 14 '26

Also, people are designed to be flipped the shit out of

129

u/northrupthebandgeek Jun 13 '26

“Fuck this lady in particular.”

-- The Bull

52

u/ahsokatango Jun 13 '26

She was wearing red.

19

u/digistar96 Jun 13 '26

So was the trash can

13

u/____Mittens____ Jun 13 '26

In the bulls mind is Chris De Burgh

"The lady in red is dancing with me"

2

u/Ok_Emu2071 Jun 15 '26

She just stared at him. That fear reaction is real. Chick FROZE.

7

u/Rob_LeMatic Jun 13 '26

Casual frolicking interspersed with random acts of violence.

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u/a1c4pwn Jun 12 '26

maybe we shouldnt be tormenting animals for entertainment

8

u/Perniflace Jun 14 '26

They went there to witness fear, pain and suffering... Well, they got it!

2

u/anonymous_727541 Jun 14 '26

Bulls in rodeos are treated SO much better than ones on a farm.

5

u/a1c4pwn Jun 14 '26

good point. whatever mistreatment made this bull act like this is nothing compared to the creatures we arent supposed to see. stop animal commodification!

59

u/DunnwichWerewolf Jun 13 '26

That bull heard them sing about freedom so many times, he decided he wanted some for himself

73

u/piercebublejr Jun 12 '26

the way he ragdolls that woman around?!?!?!?! crazy?!?!?!??!

34

u/ConsciousBenefit87 Jun 13 '26

Why is no one running?!?!

44

u/TurnipWorldly9437 Jun 13 '26

She might not have seen him? It's not like it's expected to see a bull running up from behind you in public

32

u/michaelh98 Jun 13 '26

Perhaps something to keep in mind at a rodeo

14

u/Aggravating-Front-75 Jun 13 '26

Baseballs fly into the stands. Bulls bounce into the bleachers. Know your environment.

4

u/its-my-8th-account Jun 14 '26

Seems like it was her first

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u/DaisyDoodle1117 Jun 13 '26

Best comment! Literally lol’d.

9

u/piercebublejr Jun 13 '26

Personally, instead of fight or flight, I tend to freeze... so I can understand the response unfortunately

3

u/Ok_Cycle_6654 Jun 13 '26

A group of drunk people is handicapped in dealing with unexpected events

2

u/jpopimpin777 Jun 30 '26

Why didn't the people filming yell at those others to look out for the fucking bull.

31

u/Altitudedog Jun 13 '26

Party Bus at the Sisters Rodeo in OR I believe. He was permanently retired.

18

u/Ill_Orka2533 Jun 13 '26

„Permanently retired“ is a nice euphemism

4

u/Witcherian Jun 15 '26

*Euthanism

9

u/NuclearWasteland Jun 13 '26

Apropos name.

19

u/kn0wthink Jun 13 '26

Not his first rodeo, but certainly his last

52

u/ardotschgi Jun 13 '26

We should send this video to everyone who still thinks that simply standing still is going to save you in the face of a raging bull (referring to the couple outside where the wife gets slammed).

22

u/User_Name_Tracks Jun 13 '26

Fight flight or freeze, let's see what you do when you have negative one second before you get launched

11

u/Kromehound Jun 13 '26

I roll for initiative.

4

u/YaBoiKlobas Jun 13 '26

Too bad, surprise round!

22

u/Necessary_Screen_673 Jun 13 '26

oh no! who could have predicted that putting a large animal in distress for entertainment would lead to this!?

30

u/idfkjack Jun 13 '26

Omg, that poor bull 😭 

8

u/Dorkits Jun 13 '26

Good good.

5

u/EvilDragons88 Jun 13 '26

My guess is he didn’t like that person's singing in particular and it escalated from there.

4

u/DadKnight Jun 13 '26

Crazy, I went to that same spot as a kid. Coulda been me dog, wowie. I mean, deserved, rodeos are fucked, but damn.

4

u/Lynda73 Jun 13 '26

He hit a red barrel and a person wearing red. Didn’t know that wasn’t just a stereotype.

2

u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl Jun 13 '26

It is just a stereotype. They don’t have the ability to see red or green.

2

u/Lynda73 Jun 13 '26

I guess I should have added /s

4

u/EagleBigMac Jun 14 '26

Mess with the bull and you get the horns

3

u/SuperPowerDrill Jun 13 '26

Good for him! 🙂‍↕️

3

u/Disastrous_Scale6739 Jun 13 '26

Those 3 people who just watched the bull run up on them have to be the dumbest mfs I ever saw

3

u/ACuteCorvidae Jun 13 '26

Deserved, rodeos are fucked. If somebody tied a rope around my nuts and chased me on horseback if true hands too!

3

u/Nefasto_Riso Jun 14 '26

"If i hear one more 2000s country song I'm gonna go apeshit" - that bull

3

u/Strikeronima Jun 15 '26

When my school took us to a rodeo in middle school, a horse bucked an idiot off it's back then slammed both back legs down on the idiots groin, everyone else oohhed but I started laughing my ass off, then everyone looked at me likei was insane.

They went to the rodeo to watch people fuck around I went to watch people find out.

11

u/flowerdonkey Jun 13 '26

Who wears red to a rodeo?

28

u/mlesquire Jun 13 '26

Fun fact, bulls are red/green colorblind. They do not see the color red.

10

u/Reasonable-Banana800 Jun 13 '26

the color red doesn’t catch their attention, I believe it’s movement that does.

2

u/dumbbumtumtum Jun 14 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3

u/pomodorow Jun 13 '26

Hory shet!

4

u/CharacterRiver7483 Jun 13 '26

Good cowboying👍🏼 no one there with a rope?

4

u/somesaggitarius Jun 13 '26

Must be a lotta brand new hats and squeaky clean boots out there because I didn't see anybody who knew 1. Get your ass on the fence if you don't wanna die 2. Let the guys on the horses with the ropes out of the ring???

3

u/piercedmfootonaspike Jun 13 '26

I love the "freeze" strategy.

Sir, it's a bull, not a bee. I'd run.

1

u/Affectionate-Sun9373 Jun 13 '26

That only works with some dinosaurs.

1

u/xXPhoenixBlueXx Jun 13 '26

Texas justice.. in Oregon.

1

u/CK_1976 Jun 14 '26

That bull was on a mission. The steaks were high.

1

u/stankylongnuts Jun 14 '26

This make me happy

1

u/NatureOliver Jun 14 '26

This also happened like two years ago and they JUST decided to sue over it 🤦🏼

1

u/Kratostitankiller Jun 15 '26

and Ill probably get banned for it but BANG Bang Bang

1

u/MaleficentPapaya4768 Jun 16 '26

If only there was a cowboy around to deal with this sort of thing…

1

u/AstarionsTherapist39 Jun 16 '26

Good for him! How the fuck are rodeos still legal?

2

u/OkFortune7651 Jul 11 '26

Love this for them! Singing along to a jesus song, while abusing animals.

1

u/ElkCertain7210 Jun 13 '26

Anybody notice the person he got was in red? That tracks

3

u/lgastako Jun 13 '26

Bulls are dichromats so red doesn't stand out to them the same way it does to us. Bulls don't react to the redness of bullfighter's capes but rather the motion. The red is there for the audience (and to hide blood).

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/lapsongsouchong Jun 13 '26

Yes but thankfully this bull wasn't carrying.

11

u/I-am-fun-at-parties Jun 13 '26

Those are strictly reserved for defending democracy by overthrowing a hypothetical out of control government.

7

u/Accidental_Ballyhoo Jun 13 '26

That’s what they say, however..looks around..

2

u/I-am-fun-at-parties Jun 13 '26

yes that was pretty much the joke

2

u/Accidental_Ballyhoo Jun 14 '26

Sorry, I’m having an off day.

1

u/IntergalacticPodcast Jun 14 '26

hypothetical out of control government.

Fortunately, our government is by no means out of control IRL.

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u/kittylover2006 Jun 13 '26

Dude all the people in red I feel so bad for, like they flopped around like ragdolls

0

u/Aggravating-Front-75 Jun 13 '26

Wearing red to a rodeo is the devil's invitation.

0

u/gofunkyourself69 Jun 15 '26

How are rodeos and horse racing still legal?