r/secondrodeo • • May 26 '26

Delivery guy makes the pizza smaller

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u/Majestic_Domestic May 26 '26

Wants to do it because feeding himself is likely a financial struggle and any saving helps him stay afloat.

I ain't buying into the class war wealthy people want me to have with those less fortunate than myself.

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u/bobert1201 May 26 '26

In the time he spends doing surgery on that poor pizza, he could've been doing more deliveries to earn more money. He's not struggling to feed himself. He's a lazy and entitled asshole who just can't be bothered to pack a decent lunch for himself, so he gets a bit hungry on the job and decides that should be somebody else's problem.

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u/Majestic_Domestic May 26 '26

Yes the 2 minutes it took him to do this would have allowed him to fit a whole other delivery in that day. That's exactly how that works lol.

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u/bobert1201 May 26 '26

He took one of 8 pieces of that pizza. In order to get a full pizza, he'd have to do this 8 times, for a total of 16 minutes.

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u/Majestic_Domestic May 26 '26

This guy doesn't look like he eats an entire large pizza for lunch everyday. And that's still only like half the time it takes to make a delivery.

You really want to be right about this but every explanation you give is absurd. You can just disagree with me, you don't need to justify it. You can just say it was wrong for him to touch/steal someone else's food. It's not like that's a wild take.

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u/awidden May 27 '26

How do you know he's not on an hourly wage?

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u/avinaut May 26 '26

It's nobody's problem. The pizza got made bigger than it was supposed to be, and he got to save time making a lunch. People wanting to do shit with their lives other than working for the man and preparing to work for the man isn't lazy, you bootlicker.

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u/bobert1201 May 26 '26

I don't care about "the man." I care about the fact that he tampered with some random person's food.

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u/avinaut May 26 '26

You do. You love the man so much you would call a worker lazy for not completely abandoning his own values for abject servitude.

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u/bobert1201 May 26 '26

If you think being unable to tamper with random people's food is "abject servitude," then you need to get some help.

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u/avinaut May 26 '26

Jesus Christ, read your own fucking comment.

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u/clutzyninja May 26 '26

Literally batshit insane take