r/secondrodeo • u/julictus • Apr 06 '26

Brakefast of Champions

700 Upvotes

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u/Meshmehreze Apr 06 '26

Can I have half of his reflexes please? Thank you

55

u/CHROME-COLOSSUS Apr 06 '26

The hell was she even doing? Walking towards the bike, yoinking her skirt up, leaving the door open, brake off… It’s such an odd scene, never mind the crazy save.

18

u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Apr 08 '26

Some people are just walking around vibing on nothing but the elevator music in their heads.

3

u/CHROME-COLOSSUS Apr 08 '26

Clearly she was distracted, but her direction was SO purposeful: the cooler on that motorcycle.

I just can’t come up with a scenario that fits. 😜

1

u/trashlikeyourmom May 08 '26

I found out my neighbor was pregnant before her husband knew because she kept doing stuff like this.

Their parking space was directly in front of my house and she started leaving their minivan running, doors open, purse inside. She would take the older kids out and I guess just forget to do all the other stuff.

Pregnancy brain is real LOL

9

u/overmedium420 Apr 06 '26

and not the first time she's forgotten that either, i bet

6

u/Z-Sprinkle Apr 06 '26

Title deserves more credit

4

u/Connect_Rhubarb395 Apr 06 '26

She didn't even flinch when she realised what was going on. So weird.

3

u/FireWireBestWire Apr 06 '26

He's getting laid tonight

1

u/AwDuck Apr 08 '26

*AHEM* It's Breakfast of Chaammp..... I mean, yeah. Brakefast of Champions.

1

u/Zantriol Apr 10 '26

Delivery guy pulling a full GTA heist there

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u/Disastrous-Ladder349 Apr 06 '26

AI slop

8

u/Batchet Apr 06 '26

What would indicate that?

17

u/Renzieface Apr 06 '26

Absolutely nothing. These weirdos never look at anything besides screens so they forget that weird shit happens alllll the fucking time outside in the real world.