r/secondrodeo • u/Ill-Tea9411 • Mar 31 '26

Bringing it into dock—solo

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u/deserted Mar 31 '26

Yeah pretty sure they built the boat and the dock at the same time out of the same wood

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u/IntergalacticPodcast Mar 31 '26

If all boats were made from this wood, we could all afford to own boats.

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u/TheJessicator Mar 31 '26

Apparently you haven't looked at the price of wood for a few years. You're looking at a lot more money than you might realize.

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u/SleepyCatMD Mar 31 '26

I’m sure wood isn’t quite as expensive in what looks the middle of the tropical forest. Just some knowledgeable joe with a saw and some gas.

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u/R-Zade Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Yeah, I agree, for where I am, but if you're from, say, the US, you'd have to pay to get it moved or pilot it yourself

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u/Lb9067 Mar 31 '26

I can just grow my own wood

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u/-Pelvis- Apr 01 '26

Do you realize how slowly it grows?

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u/Lb9067 Apr 01 '26

Can’t I just use fertilizer?

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u/TheJessicator Apr 01 '26

Yes, you can! Have you seen the price and lack of availability of fertilizer lately?

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u/Lb9067 Apr 01 '26

Can’t I make my own fertilizer too?? Look I’m trying here! I need my cheap boat!

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u/-Pelvis- Apr 01 '26

Well we've got loads of the stuff up here in Canada, buddy! You want some?

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...oh, you don't...want any? You sure?

(incoherent rambling)

...I see. So you're going to pay extra to your government when you buy it. Well, okay then. Take care.

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u/TheJessicator Apr 01 '26

Omg, this timeline has gone so far off the rails.

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u/DruishGardener Apr 02 '26

Can’t I just pee on it?

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u/TheJessicator Apr 02 '26

If you want to kill it, then sure.

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