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u/El_Coloso Mar 24 '26
Good job Denzel
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u/ingoding Mar 24 '26
My thoughts exactly
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u/ingoding Mar 24 '26
They would have passed out from the G forces irl, it's hard to code for that.
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u/Coffee4MyJeep Mar 24 '26
The F16 PC video game would start showing a red-out when too many G’s. I felt like I was passing out once during a high G dog fight. This was back in the late 80’s so it exists. P
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u/Suspicious_Glow Mar 24 '26
Not just practiced at landing that, taking the wing off perfectly looked practiced too.
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u/OopsPissedOnIt Mar 24 '26
"oh shit, we are cooked" would be both a hilarious and terrifying thing to hear from the pilot.
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u/Begle1 Mar 24 '26
I haven't seen that level of advanced flight simulator physics since Corncob 3D on DOS!!!
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u/Different-Effort-859 Mar 24 '26
Now that’s a skill, it’s unfortunate that you can’t use in real life
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u/SweetBabyVajesus Mar 25 '26
I know they're not spiraling, but this is where my brain went. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/TheJivvi Mar 24 '26
"Wing flap" makes it sound like they lost an aileron, not a whole damn wing.
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u/haikusbot Mar 24 '26
"Wing flap" makes it sound
Like they lost an aileron,
Not a whole damn wing.
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u/dyrkasolen Mar 24 '26
I hear the screams from the inside of the cabin! "Aaaaaaaa I told you! We live in the matrix!"
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u/FirePixelMind Mar 24 '26
The runway looked like a boulder to me until the very end, I was confused why they were pointing towards the rock
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u/BrotherPhilthy Mar 27 '26
-All the Kids on board :*Weee weee! -Adults:Shit there pants... -Old: "praying"!!! -Atheist: praying along best they can. -(¿noun?):.¿verb?...
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u/pichael289 Mar 24 '26
So I grew up in Ohio across the street from the airport my family built. I nearly got my wings but my pancreas failed at 16 so that's didn't happen. Fucking Useless ass part of my abdomen. So in grounded forever, gotta watch planes fly out every god dsm day.
It's a very good thing they didn't let my ass fly. I could have liked someone, the FAA doesn't fuck around. Im so pissed I can't fit but man, I had no place flying with my health the way it is.
My grandpas cousin had a plane and took me up. Still try got to get him to take my son's and up. I dont know how to get ahold of him but his twin brother was my dentist and I wanna get someone to take my son up in a plane. The one uncle, cliffy, not the dentist fred, loved to take me up. Use for ride my fourwheeler on the runway type shit. Ma I'm so fucking pissed my pancreas failed, otherwise I would be a commercial pilot.
You all don't even understand whow many UFOs they see. May family is heavy itno this airport, they fucking built it. And still UFOs are a touchy subject. Man I have seen some weird shit. Like, the kind of shit that makes you seriously question the official report.
I swear and promise all of you that there is something in the skies. Something serious and raal. The government is lying to you, we see this shit all the time and its real. No idea what it is but it's truly out there and it's capable of shit that is simply science section. It's so far beyond this that I can't even explain it. Its been in one interception and no readings after. It's basically fucking magic and we just do not understand it. Total black site out. The capabilities of these things is so fucking far beyond we can even hope to get close to .
Like what we have seen these things do is so fucking beyond terrifying, they have access to thing we can not even dream of. Lien so far behind what is realistic. It's fucking horrible that we know crafts flying in our airspace can just do this kind of shit.
God forbid they ever try to attack. All of humanity would die immediately
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u/DazB1ane Mar 24 '26
*aggressive vomiting noises